Does anybody know what a milf is please?

Question

My 13 year old son who is in year 8 has just been excluded from school for beating up a year 10. The year 10 had called me a milf. My son wont tell me what it means but said he is sick of people calling it me. He may also be going to court. For my son to have done this all I can think is it must mean something really bad and its bugging me so much as I dont want my children getting in trouble with the police and getting excluded from school. If I new what it meant then I could probebly understand why he got so annoyed.

Thanks loads for telling me what it means and some of you have gave the kindest answers. It doesnt make me feel good just sick And I fully understand now why my son got so mad (he is 13 the boy he beat up 15) just wish his headmistress understood so thank you all millions and as so many of you gave nice answers I cant decide who to give best answer to so i'll put it to vote hope that is ok. I'm going to go upstairs now and have a talk with my baby thanks again. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Answer 1

it means Mom I'd Like to F***

Answer 2

Perhaps you could get him to feel proud that people he knows think you are an attractive woman, much better to have an attractive, sexy mum than an old hag surely???
He may need help to keep his anger under control because no matter what the reason schools will always take the side of the one who was beaten up the reasons why just don't get considered.
His anger is his trying to protect you and keep you as his mum, it's understandable & a real shame the school didn't have enough understanding to realise that.
Your son will need to recognise when he's had enough of the talk about you and how to walk away without getting into trouble.
It's not fair and it will be difficult for both of you but he needs to know it doesn't matter what people say about your family cos you all know the truth and love each other and anyway they're just jealous cos their mum isn't good looking and nice like you are etc etc

Answer 3

It means a Mother I'd Like To F**k no wonder he beat up the year 10 pupil who should have been excluded as well.

Answer 4

Mother I'd Like to F**K - Comes from the American Pie movies. It's a very nice compliment, but I suppose no son wants to hear their mother been called that and he must have just flipped.

Answer 5

A m.i.l.f. is a "Mom I'd Like to F**k" I have 2 boys age 2yrs and 6mths and I know I am gonna have to go through this. You know what though, I would wear it proudly, you must be doing something right, u have an 8 yr old son and his classmates dig u.

Answer 6

A milf is a bit sick - it's a M(um) I('d) L(ike 2) F(uck!)

Not very nice - my ex husband used it all the time and it really annoyed me!!!

Although It's a compliment to you.

Answer 7

Mother I'd Like To F@ck

Answer 8

Ahh your son must be embarrased, it means 'mother I'd like to f***.' I can't beleive a 10 year old would know that! What is the world coming to!

Answer 9

Forget it waht may be mean try to avoid these situation and if you have to say sorry to someone to avoid use it berelax there are so many things to di in the world other than the fighting.

Answer 10

Girl - it means "mother I'd like to F**K".

It should be taken as a compliment but I can see how in this case you may not appreciate it!!

Children get embarressed if their parents stand out from the crowd but here it's something he should be proud of ;-). He is just embarressed by the attention - at that age boys like to skulk in the background - don't worry it'll pass and he'll soon realise that his mother hasn't let herself go like most of the old bags!

Answer 11

I am sy that you are going through this stressful time with your son. Try and and get some support from family and friends. What does your son have to say about it?