I was drinking heavily at a beach this afternoon and passed out in the sand. when i woke up there were hermit crabs picking a rubber out of my asshole and seagulls had hauled off with most of my c0ck and one of my balls out of my ballsack. whaaat the hell?!
2006-06-21 22:54:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I use to complain loudly about having no shoes until I met a man with no feet
2006-06-21 22:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
User has changed his screen name a few times.
What a sad thing to happen to such a immature man who is need of a little attention.
Stupid question. It is shocking that some have answered the question as if this really happened to you.
As far as your scenario to drum up attention, I wish they hadn't used protection. It would be funny for you to know the answer to your previous question "Is AIDS really that bad...isn't it just God's way of getting rid of poor minorities in the south, drug addicts and gays??"
You racist, homophobic dog.
Spreading hate and intolerance through your sick twisted humor is not funny. Try getting a job or joining the KKKlan.
2006-06-22 11:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Subterfuge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....you had a bad day but the birds and crabs got a snack out of it.
2006-06-22 06:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by amazincajn_99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your screen name if you're gonna talk stupid! You're gonna go straight to hell!
2006-06-22 09:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by tiltintam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had a rubber in your buttt??? LOL that is too funny.. silly silly thing to read first thing in the morning!@!! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-06-22 07:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..poor you!! those seagulls and crabs are SWINES!!
2006-06-22 05:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by BOO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be you right about now...
2006-06-22 05:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by thisfleshavenged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh ok well i guess your still drunk yeah cheers
2006-06-22 05:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by treatau 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prayer and medication
2006-06-22 05:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by nickiey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poorfellow
2006-06-22 05:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by seeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋