2006-06-21 22:28:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
our father who arts in heaven
hello whats your name
thy will be done( cos i'm a con artist)
on earth as it is in heaven(heavens just as bad as earth?)
give us this day our daily bread(all that going to church just for a slice of bread)
thy is the power and the glory(nothing like a bit of arsekissing to please the big man)
for ever and ever(not retiring shortly then)
amen
2006-06-21 22:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by onapizzadiet 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
SURE!! God may have art for you when you go to heaven. It seems like a peaceful place; however, The Lord' prayer begins with "Our Father Who art in Heaven....meaning our Father who is in Heaven
2006-06-21 22:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made man first and in His image, so we refer to him as masculine. Women were made differently than man and therefor more different looking than God. Whether he has a penis or not I do not know (although his son definitely did) and I really don't think he does since he would in no way need it. He may have given Adam one because, being his omniscient self, knew that he would need it once him and Eve committed the original sin. Don't compare the Father to your biological father. The Father will never do anything to hurt you. He will protect you and everything you feel will affect him ten times over. Just picture the ideal father and He is infinitely greater than that. But to answer your question he is referred to the Father in the Bible, Catechism, and all other Christian documents, so you do need to pray to him as the Father.
2016-05-20 10:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Really. I'm laughing. The prayer is "Our Father, who art in Heaven..." "Art" is an old English term for are/is. If you pick up a different version, such as an NIV or Message translation, it will say.... "Our Father in Heaven."
2006-06-21 22:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's our father who art in heaven. Meaning who is in heaven. That was really not a funny joke.
2006-06-22 04:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rafa-No1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but there's no bible reference to the art being paintings. Art comes in many forms, and it's entiely possible that this particular 'our father' may have artful talent in taking you by the hand and leading you to a heavenly barn and teaching you some 'ol fashion religion at the end of a birch branch.
2006-06-21 22:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our Father who art in heaven.. not who's art
Who art in heaven = who is in heaven
nice one though- could feature in "kids say the darndest things". You should write to BIll Cosby
2006-06-21 22:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by spooky_ppp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no, you got that wrong it is Our Father who art in heaven.
2006-06-21 22:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you can see God's art here in this world ,too.You yourself is the master work of God as a human being.The other great work of God is the world around you. look around and you can see art of heaven ,from smile of a child to beyond your imagination.
God bless you
2006-06-21 22:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Adrineh Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL u got it wrong though. it's "our father who art in heaven" not our father who's art in heaven!! it means our father who is in heaven lol!^^
2006-06-22 00:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋