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Do you guys in the military suffer from this, too many homosexuals starring at your package?

2006-06-21 19:30:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

22 answers

Maybe they can't quit staring because they were wondering if you have a "package".

2006-06-21 19:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by cafegrrrl 5 · 0 0

If I understand your question (and I believe I do), the guy you mentioned probably wasn't in the military. He was probably just a UPS driver and wanted to get your package shipped off. I hope it got there on time! By the way, I am guessing that you thought he was homosexual because of his little brown shorts, however, I urge you to let go of this kind of stereotype-thinking, It only hurts people! I hope this helps!

2006-06-22 02:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by sexual chocolate 1 · 0 0

1. It is still a violation of the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) to act in a homosexual manner or engage in homosexual actions. It is punishable by imprisonment in Ft. Levenworth Military Prison, loss of all pay and rights, and reduction to E-1 (Private Recruit).

2. Why are you so insecure and paranoid? Looking for attention in all the wrong places or something?

2006-06-22 04:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by mcdomnhal 3 · 0 0

Uh, I get the idea you're not serious. But there are what's referred to as "meat gazers" in the service. Whether it's simple curiousity on who'se packin the most heat, or if it's sexual, I could'nt tell you. But some guys do, look below the belt while in the showers. If the Genereal responds to a guy lookin is a better telltale on the dude's sexuality.

2006-06-22 03:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Any wonder with the way you are dressed in your picture. (Black lace top)

I suggest you wrap your package alittle better in future and maybe you wont have that problem ;) lol

Oh and Milton I also suggest you get a real hair cut because maybe he was licking his lips because he thought you were a walking knob ;)

2006-06-22 02:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by >>>LADY<<< 4 · 0 0

Maybe if you excercised a little and quit looking like a little sissy girl, other guys wouldn't stare at you. Again though, maybe, you just saw what you wanted to.

2006-06-22 02:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by Edward F 4 · 0 0

Don't ask don't tell. Next time keep ur package in ur pants. Its illegal walking around with ur dinky winkie hangin, buddy.

2006-06-22 04:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by jack f 7 · 0 0

Was your package available

2006-06-23 03:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

With a face like yours, I'm sure most people would rather look anywhere else.

2006-06-22 02:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by david s 4 · 0 0

He was probably staring at you because it is so rare to see such a total loser out of captivity.

2006-06-22 02:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by joustingwindmills 3 · 0 0

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