hi good evening: a joke...ratings pls..:)?

Question

A wealthy couple had planned to go out
for the evening. The woman of the house
decided to give their butler, Jeeves,
the rest of the night off.

She said they would be home very late,
and that he should just enjoy his
evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife
wasn't having a good time at the party,
so she came home early, alone. Her
husband had to stay there, as several of
his important clients were there. As
the woman walked into her house, she
saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the
dining room. She called for him to
follow her, and led him into the master
bedroom. She then closed and locked the
door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves,"
she said. "Take off my dress."

He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she
continued. "Take off my stockings and
garter." He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my
bra and panties."

As he did this, the tension continued to
mount. She looked at him and then said,
"Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my
clothes again, you're fired!"

Answer 1

Funny...but why did she lock the door? Give it a 7 out of 10

Answer 2

about a 7

Answer 3

That's worth a 10!

And one for you.

Sex After 50 Years, In The Same Place

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?"

She says, "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Answer 4

about 2 points

Answer 5

I have heard this one before but it was a lady whose husband had died and needed to hire help on the farm. She had to choose between a gay man and an ex-con. She chose the gay man and he ended up wearing her clothes. It was funny!

Answer 6

Funny.

Answer 7

Its ok . just try this >>What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud have immediately.

Answer 8

Haha. Ended up way sexier than I had expected.

Answer 9

lockerridge thumbs^up 10 times for this one look4
love it IMAO!

Answer 10

Nice twist at the end! 8.5