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Doctor: I have some bad news
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have cancer and alzheimers
Patient: Well atleast I don't have cancer

hehe check ya later &hearts

2006-06-21 18:34:03 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

this is a good joke!!!! lol

2006-06-21 18:39:59 · update #1

15 answers

lol.. yea... but I like simple humors like these... hehe

2006-06-21 18:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 8 3

Who are you? Best not be telling jokes on here if you are not being a good" BABY" girl.
Best back up and look at your jokes a little bit harder, we play hard ball around here you know.
Need to go and think about it a little bit and maybe change your clothes and get a new out look of your own for your own peace of mind.
That would help you a lot I bet. No body likes your jokes any more. they are really pretty bad. Maybe you could find another set of clothes that are funnier to wear huh?

2006-06-22 02:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Doctor: I have some mor bad news for you
Patient: What is it, Doc.
Doctor: You are going to die in 6...
Patient: What Doc, What. 6 years, 6 months, 6 weeks, what?
Doctor: 5...4...3...2

2006-06-22 01:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1 0

funny

2006-06-22 03:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by Michael V 1 · 0 0

what happened to u? u used to write good jokes an all, but now....*sigh*

2006-06-22 01:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0 0

sorry i am really not getting the meaning of funny ????????

2006-06-22 01:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by suresh 1 · 0 0

.That was so funny,i forgot to laughs,know that was funny,know you can laugh.

2006-06-22 01:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by what is the good word? 4 · 0 0

well at least i'm blind and i have hernia and smallpox and and and and i'm i'm im addicted to nicotine patches

2006-06-22 01:42:03 · answer #8 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0 0

not bad

2006-06-22 01:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

THE ALZHEIMERS, TOO, MUST BE, FROM LAUGHING @T HIS

JOKE !

2006-06-22 01:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by mano 4 · 0 0

that was not funny

2006-06-22 01:42:29 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

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