Im eating the bible right now! Will god strike me down? I like how delicate the pages are...
2006-06-21 17:10:52 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's not the sort of digestion of the Word I would recommend, but I think it will provide you with a just reward accordingly.
2006-06-21 17:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Hey God lovers!?
Im eating the bible right now! Will god strike me down? I like how delicate the pages are...
at least your chewing the word! Biiiiiiilllllleeeeeeeee......lol
God does not have to nor will HE. You have the power to do it all on your own.
2006-06-21 17:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by lewbiv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John 6:35
Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.
Sounds like you may have taken that a bit literally. In any case, I hope it's soy ink.
No, God isn't going to strike you down for eating his Word. You may actually run across something that interests you while you are ripping out the pages. Perhaps a story you heard as a child. I hope you will take the time to read while you rip. It may be more interesting than you think.
2006-06-21 17:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by home schooling mother 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not use accounts in the bible to prove your point. You are clearly provoking conflict. Something that I think religion usually inspires. Religion inspires belts of C4 to kill. Ironic I know, but religion is competing with heart disease as the leading killer of humans. Don't provoke the bible thumpers without merit. At least include accounts of the great flood as proof... After all, why would a god resort to suffocation with water when he is the "almighty"!!! Why would an ever-so-powerful god kill the innocent babies of the Egyptian people he was upset with. C'mon, be a good atheist at least!
2006-06-21 17:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will not strike you down. He loves you and wants you to love Him. The Bible is God's holy word, so I hope you are reading it before digesting it.
Judgment will be saved until Christ returns. Then we will all be judged according to whether we have accepted Christ as our Lord and Savior and how we have behaved during our time on Earth. God will give you eternal life if you have confessed your sins and lived a life with Jesus dwelling in your heart, regardless of how many Bibles you have eaten.
2006-06-21 17:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't do that. Even an Asain fool like me knows that. And I'm in middle school. A bible is what God has written. And no, God will not strike you down becuase he is a loving and living God that is humble.
2006-06-21 17:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Bible. But you should try this as well: my famous "best answer" recipe:
French Toast with strawberries
1 egg
1 cup half and half
1 Tbsp. Sugar
1 Tbsp. Cinnamon
1/4 tap. Nutmeg
1 tsp. Orange Lemon extract
3 or 4 drops Vanilla extract
1/4 tap. Salt
6 slices thick white bread or French bread
1/2 cup of sliced strawberries in sugar glaze (1/2 cup sliced strawberries mixed with 1 tbls sugar)
Beat eggs with half and half. Add sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg , orange or lemon extract, vanilla extract, and salt. Soak both sides of bread in the mixture for a couple of minutes. Fry in melted butter or shortening until brown on both sides. Cover with strawberries. Dust with powdered sugar and top with whipped cream.
Enjoy! And remember, God loves you and my French toast.
2006-06-21 17:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by GreaseMonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said to the devil " Man does not live on bread alone " Matthew 4: 4...but He did not mean eat the Bible...
God's word is hard to swallow, especially because He wants you to repent from your sinful ways...
So, read the story about a three and and its fruits from Luke 6:43 -45
God love you, is the feeling mutual?
2006-06-21 17:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ethiopian ruler Emperor Menelik II, always ate a few pages of the Bible if he was feeling ill.. He claimed it made him feel better. To help him recover from a serious illness in 1913, he ate the whole Book of Kings, page by page..He died however, a few days later.
2006-06-21 17:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i AM SORRY ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?
Umm jesus christ has struk down people for taking his name in vein!
Thats one way to ask god into you
U are supposed to ask god into your heart not your stomach1
Um Yeah he mitght not strike u dead right away but eating the book may lead to a very bad virus/death caused by small bacteria or microscopic bacteria.
I am praying for you even if you aent eating the bible1 Even thinking or saying you are is wrong, not only by my beleives but because chrisians are reading this and may be offended.
You obviously know how to get a persons goat.
2006-06-21 17:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure why you care, you've turned your face from God and He does not know you.
What concern is the Bible to you? Poor thing, I bet someone with a Bible really hurt you in the past, I'm sorry for you and your hate, it's such an ugly thing to live with.
2006-06-21 17:13:30 · answer #11 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋