2006-06-21 16:28:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get some prime corn niblets left on the ground after Katie finished making the crop circles.
2006-06-21 18:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3 · 11⤊ 4⤋
Don't ask us, ask the chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the.....cross the road? Etc, Etc, Etc.
The real reason the chicken crossed the road? It got tired of all the chicken jokes!
2006-06-21 23:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was stapled to the other chicken who still cant, after all these years , figure out why she is crossing the road. Have a nice day!
2006-06-21 23:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by medic/e.m.t.24816 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoping to find a chicken crossing elsewhere instead of a human crossing.
2006-06-21 23:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Trust_in_myself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chicken Little said the sky is falling.
2006-06-21 23:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he just realized he was standing on the same side as Popeye's Chicken and wanted to run away quickly.
2006-06-21 23:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by ddevilish_txnfml 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I envision a world where chicken and other poultry are free to cross streets without having their motives questions.
They are not just mere animals! They can also be pedestrians!
2006-06-22 01:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by Leeloo Dallas Multipass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She saw a horny rooster over there who was afraid of traffic and wouldn't come to her. So she crossed the road to get to him
2006-06-21 23:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
why did the chicken cross the playground?
a: to get to the other slide
lol!!
2006-06-21 23:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by AJ 234 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause "your friends name here" D**k was stuck in the chicken? LOL
2006-06-21 23:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by screwedover1motime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crossed because he want's to ChecK theother side
2006-06-21 23:31:27 · answer #11 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋