i've seen paintings of biblical scenes.... why does adam have nipples, and why do adam and eve both have belly buttons? if you believe the bible is word for word correct, (and i dont see how anyone can think that every single word in there is perfect) that alone proves that god must have a sense of humor.
2006-06-21 16:25:19
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answered by hellion210 6
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First of all Ucsc my theory is that you don't make no sense you need to change your diaper well and you live in a garbage can and everytime you go to library to use the computer they close in 15 minutes i wonder why? Because you stank so
Theory=Proven lol. Good Luck with that.
Second of All there is no such thing as a christian God he was God before we turned christians he didn't suddenly exist when we became christians believe or not he was still God. What would be the point of God messing with our heads? lol. What do dinosaurs got to do what a test of faith? What if there were dinosaurs there wasn't God or something lol. You is funny. Your next question should be why am I so funny but write it on a program on your computer so we don't have to see and guess what you can answer it all by yourself. No God is not a prankster why would someone saving us be pulling jokes on us? So if you got real sick and was about to die why would I be injecting your body with camel urine is that a way to save someone? Third of all watch your mouth God has nothing to do with evil and you sure know nothing or you wouldn't be asking questions? Thats for when next time your sure about something you should probably keep it to yourself. What else are you sure of I know it ain't your Edumacation. Get Real wit it foo Peace. Good Luck!
2006-06-21 17:05:47
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answered by Chauncy B 2
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It's clear that you really don't know who God is. It's also clear that you are a deep thinker, and that's a good thing! Knowing God as I have for the past 24 years, I just don't worry about all that stuff, because I've learned, it doesn't matter anyway. Many things we'll never figure out, and I suppose if we could they just wouldn't be a mystery any more.
I heard a professor say that if man could figure God out, we would just put Him in a box and file Him away with everything else, either that or charge to see Him. We are knuckleheads trying to figure out a Holy and powerful God. I heard a Preacher say it's like us trying to tell ants how we are. He is so much higher than us in every way, we are but a midst here in this lifetime compared to eternity the Scriptures say.
Man has always thought he needs to figure things out, instead of just believing, and that's ok, because everyone has that right. Everyone has a choice to believe how they wish. There is so much more than what is here in this ole world, if you seek Him with your whole heart, He will be found by you, God says in the Scriptures. God is light and in Him is no darkness at all, there is no evil in the Father. God is love, the Scriptures say.
Sorry, I better stop and quit lecturing! Didn't mean to get carried away, I just always want to correct when someone thinks God has any evil, no way Jose.
2006-06-21 16:33:57
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answered by trainer53 6
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1. I imagine He has a sense of humor, but he has other titles that fit him better 2. Jesus wasn't sacrificed to a particular individual or God. He paid the debt of sin. The debt required was death. 3. You've provided another reasoning why the concept of the trinity doesn't work. You've got to learn that there are 3 separate beings. 4. Who defines what is sweet and what is salty? It's commons sense to an extent. The gospel provides guidelines by which we can establish our lives. Within the gospel the Lord has provided commandments. To commit sin is to willfully disobey God's commandments or to fail to act righteously despite a knowledge of the truth. 5. The game may appear rigged to those who view everything like the natural man. Man can't provide you with the explanations you are looking for ehh. Instead of trying to reason it out in your own mind...why don't you ask God for help in understanding His plan. Spend some sincere time in the scriptures and on your knees. Search the Holy Ghost which Christ said will teach you all things.
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answered by Anonymous
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I do not believe that our creator is a prankster. I believe that science has not proven anything. All of the theories are still unproven, one way or another. I remember a sign I saw years ago: GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH........THEN HE HAD A REALLY BIG IDEA!!!!!!!
Underneath this was a beautiful picture of dinosaurs. His purpose is unknown, but his love for us is known. So, the real question is, Why should we question the motives of someone that has nothing but pure love for us all, no matter what we do, what we believe or how we behave?
2006-06-21 16:28:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Who says those things are a test of our faith? And if they are who says they originate with God? Not me...Why do so many atheists make these weird assumptions about Christian beliefs and thoughts, and then base their rejection of God on those? I wish some of the obviously intelligent atheists on here, would open their minds a little, to actually explore what many intelligent people of faith believe and ascribe to. But maybe it's more fun to generalize and ridicule...
2006-06-21 16:27:44
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answered by keri gee 6
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hahaha good question...science has proven to us that the bible is false, and to those ignorant christians out there, in a scientific connotation, a theory is something proven beyond a reasonable doubt, needing minor changes, but generally held as fact. understand? THEORY=PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-21 16:32:20
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answered by UCSC Slugmaster 4
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You've got it right. FAITH plays a huge role. But faith is a gift of God. Maybe you haven't recieved that gift... yet.
2006-06-21 16:25:37
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answered by Sugar Pie 7
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check out this website which addresses those niggly lil questions about dinosaurs and the like before you jump to any more conclusions
2006-06-21 16:23:51
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answered by Aslan 6
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No.
How many people do you have preparing your cut-n-paste articles?
For a person with Christaphobia you certainly spend a lot of time fraternizing with them!
2006-06-21 16:26:46
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answered by whynotaskdon 7
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