Ok, what happned is, i was really hungry and i wanted a sandwitch, there was no chease, except, there was a mouse trap, i herd a voice which told me to eat it off the trap. Of course i said no, and whos there. then they said i have to, and now i have a mouse trap stuck to my face, its caught on my lip, which is bleading a littel. how do i remove this without hurting my self, i alredy tried to pull it of.
2006-06-21 15:08:22 · 11 answers · asked by Full Disclaimer 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
sorry i mis catagorized this, im in a panic.
2006-06-21 15:08:55 · update #1
Im not proud to admit i was high, but i cant rember so maby i wasent, it was about five minnets ago.
2006-06-21 15:10:17 · update #2
what kind of retard would use a shot gun to remove a mouse trap? are you crazy?
2006-06-21 15:14:12 · update #3
Don't panic
Here's what I suggest you do.
Grasp the trap's wooden base firmly. Have that grasp the whole of the wooden bottom from the underside. Now use your other hand (dominant hand), grasp the wire firmly and across a substantial length of it.
Gently but firmly pull the wire away from the wooden bottom. A little movement of the wire should be enough to free your lip.
Put the trap down and now attend to your lip. Is it cut and bleeding? If it is the bleeding should be stopped first. Keep your head in a upward-looking attitude (you look toward the ceiling). Having the cut facing upward slows down blood flow, because the body uses more energy to pump uphill.
Do not touch the cut. Allow the clotting sequence to start. After about five minutes or after bleeding has stopped get a tissue and wet it very thoroughly with water and a little fresh hydrogen pyroxide. (old peroxide loses its antiseptic activity).
Pat the cut area very gently to get some of the disinfecting liquid on the cut. It only needs a little, applied several times. Do not apply any pressure on the cut, or the clot will break and bleeding will recomence.
More likely, the skin has not been cut (breached). If that is the case, you should attend to swelling. Get An ice cube, place it into a small plastic bag and usae a twist tie.Wrap a thin handkercjief around the ice. Apply it to the lip trauma area. Cooling the area will reduce the swelling or inhibit some of the swelling from happening.
If the area gets uncomfortably cold remove the ice and allow the area to warm up. You may reapply the ice
Also, take a painkiller (analgesic), like aspirin. It will help you to avoid a tension headache. Also, an antihistamine will help to reduce some of the swelling.
Please ignore the cruel comments that have been posted. Most people care about others. Many more than those that are callous and cruel.
All of us have done some silly things in our lives. Some people are afraid to admit it.
Best of luck,
Dan the Answers-Man.
2006-06-21 16:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Dan S 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Slowly remove the metal part and the wooden block away from each other and have enough space so your lip can get out. Then DON'T TOUCH THE MOUSE TRAP EVER AGAIN!!!
2006-06-21 22:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear, i'd start first with a really sharp dirty pair of scissors, i'd cut off the offending lip and be sure not to harm the trap. these situations are very delicate. do this over the unflushed toilet so you can rinse the wound afterward. apply the smelly soggy sponge in your kitchen sink to the lip and Voila! you're all better!
2006-06-21 22:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by miss angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch....if it gets to a point where you can't feel your lip, I think you should call the paramedics....or at least get help.
By the way, how the heck can your conscience drive you to eat off of a mousetrap?(which I bet would be filthy)
2006-06-21 22:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are for real, call 911 or go to a neighbor for help. I also suggest you get a tetnus shot to be on the safe side.
2006-06-21 22:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by freedomnow1950 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try using 12 gauge shotgun to remove it. They are very powerful and it will do the job as well as cure society of your presence.
2006-06-21 22:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a picture of yourself and email it to me...I like looking at dumb people when Im bored....
2006-06-21 22:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pull the square wire up
2006-06-21 22:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Loc Dogg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dial 911 pronto!
2006-06-21 22:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TAKE A PIC!! then go to the doc
2006-06-21 22:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by jackdanielschik17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋