Sorry, I am not sacreligious, it was just a one-liner I thought up. Any good? I want to be a stand up comedian like Steven Wright.
Disclaimer:
And no, you won't change my tactlessness towards things by giving me a comment on how un-Christian I am. You aren't a saviour of your faith.
2006-06-21 13:46:58 · 15 answers · asked by fret_guy89 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol Your responses are funny. I wish I could have e-mailed a few of you, but you disabled recieving messages, obviously because your a coward who can't take criticism. Just kidding, but seriously, some of you who don't get it, ever heard of the phrase "You must have been born with a silver spoon in your mouth?" Obviously this is a refereance to a "born again Christian." I wonder how some of you manage to breathe, not being able to make a connection like that. Anyways, yeah I know it wasn't that funny, but at least I have goals.
2006-06-21 14:02:03 · update #1
*chuckles*
That's funny, but the only bad thing is that most ignoramus people won't get it.
As you can see from the responses, the crowd your dealing with would rather beat their heads on the wall screaming SACRILEGIOUS FOOL!! rather than accept the joke for its humour.
Good try, but aim lower.
2006-06-21 14:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Priestess Kanonoahka 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, religious comments aside, your joke isn't that funny.
Overweight is the wrong metaphor - you should be riffing on wealthy or rich Christians.
So, the fact you're an unbeliever aside, you need to be more clever with your logical connections before you can aspire to the very funny Steven Wright.
2006-06-21 20:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by Timothy W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Over weight Christians don't have a
"silever spoon i ntheir mouths".
hahahahha...
When we are Born Again. We have a Spiritual "Spell Checker", to keep us in-line.
I see where you might apply for a reservation.
2006-06-21 21:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sounds like something Steven Wright might say.
2006-06-21 20:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For overweight you need chocolate or something of that nature. For silver you have to go with RICH!
2006-06-21 20:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by songbird092962 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
over 10,000 comedians out of work and you want to be one....
oh on your disclaimer: you know what its people like you that dont have a CLUE on life.
Do you think you will ever amount to anything in LIFE?????
I will pray for you since you have no faith....
2006-06-21 20:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by BEENSAVEDTODAY? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not silver spoons, but a lot of double mac's yes.
2006-06-21 20:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to have clicked on the wrong category.
Poor soul!
2006-06-21 20:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are mindless Atheists born with a hole in their head.
NOW THAT"S FUNNY !!!
2006-06-21 20:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if dumb people are born with a dictionary up their a*s!!
And racist are reborn multi- colored!
2006-06-21 20:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Maimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋