If you don't believe in god or satan then just pretend you do. Would you like grab a cross or quote bible verses or invite him to tea? What would you do if you met the "ultimate evil"?
2006-06-21 13:21:40 · 51 answers · asked by korngoddess1027 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would look him in the eyes, examine him for a minute, and say, "You know, it takes a big man to admit that I'm wrong. You do exist!" Then I would offer him a spot of tea, but he would tell me he was rather busy, and I'd say, "Well stop by anytime." Then I would change my piss-ridden pants and read some bible verses while deleting porn off of my computer.
2006-06-21 13:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by fret_guy89 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Ask Jesus to answer it.
Mark 5:8-13; Luke 7:21; Luke 8:2; Matthew 4:24; Matthew 8:16; Luke 4:41
2006-06-21 13:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We-ell, considering I'm imagining here, I'd probably not invite him in, not before getting to know him a little first, anyway! I would chat with him though, to see what info I could gleam off him about what to expect for my afterlife if nothing else, like; would I need to bring my summer clothes, or does he supply a uniform?
Oh yeah, I'd also congratulate him on throwing off his chains of subservience, as I don't agree with the need for servants.
:)
2006-06-21 13:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love it if that happened. I'm an atheist, for first and foremost that would tell me God did indeed exist and I would make some things to save my soul. Hey, why deny what would then be "fact?" Anyway, I'd invite him in and ask him for his side of the story for everything. I think it would add an interesting twist to everything.
2006-06-21 13:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Shmoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a Christian satan is knocking all the time trying to get us on that slipper slope. the Bible says to resist him and he will flee from us but we also hide the word of God in our hearts so that we don't sin against God.
http://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
2006-06-21 13:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, I would bind him in the name of Jesus, and command him to leave my presence, which he wouldn't penetrate in the first place because I have put a hedge of protection around my house. I would battle him suited with the armour of God, and crush him into the ground where he belongs.
Yeah tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I WILL FEAR NO EVIL, for thou art with me.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
After all, God is his maker, and will one day be his destroyer.
SOOO, you decide what you do, but as for me, I would love that opportunity to destroy him.
2006-06-21 13:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ingmar Bergman had the idea--his character challenged Satan to a chess game--and won. Did you see the movie?
2006-06-21 13:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by sochiswim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he came to the wrong address, evil lives about 3 blocks down.
2006-06-21 13:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and ask the person to take off their costume because no Satan exists.
2006-06-21 13:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan knocks on my door everyday - So, everyday I rebuke him in the name of Christ (similar to what I do with pagans, atheists, and other unbelievers, when they try to make a mockery of Christ, or belittle his deity, or insult my religion.)
God Bless.
2006-06-21 13:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by redglory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋