2006-06-21 12:08:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
make me one with everything
2006-06-21 12:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by fireproof79 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I went to see the Dalai Lama awhile back...you know, I bet he would've loved this joke. The Buddha would've too, probably. I think it's hilarious! I'm gonna tell it at work Monday and see how many people I can get to groan...LOL
2006-06-23 15:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by rabid_scientist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He handed him a ten dollar bill and said ".Make me one with everything."
The vendor made him a hotdog and passed it to His Holiness. But the Dalai Lama stood there expectantly. He put his hand out and asked, "Where's my change?"
The hotdog vendor smiled and said, "Ah, but true change comes from within."
So it is written.
2006-06-22 07:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot dog vendors are into world peace?? wow, waddayaknow?
2006-06-21 19:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ill take a Polish, with sour kraut, onions and xtra mustard, hold the guilt
2006-06-21 19:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Autum_Witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant you stop thinking about hot dogs for 10 minutes ?!
2006-06-21 19:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fireproof and NeoArt have got it!
"Make me one with everything!" :-))
First time I heard this, it was "What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?"
I love it! :-))
2006-06-22 18:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate ur dog dude
2006-06-21 19:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said, "Hey, did you hear about that fat chick on Yahoo! Answers making fun of me for no reason?"
2006-06-21 19:11:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so how often do you make fun of people whose soul purpose is world peace?
2006-06-21 19:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋