I have to poop.
Smile 4 the Camera!
This is your first time ......right?
Your almost as good as my ex!
When is this supposed 2 feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
I was so horny 2nite i might've taken a sheep home.
Keep it down my mother is a lite sleeper.
Hey!My friends were right!You ARE good!
On second thought,lets turn the lights off.
Im sobering up and your getting ugly!
But everbody looks funny naked!
Do I have 2 pay for this?
No!Your too fat to be on top!You'd kill me!
Actually,your sister "likes" it like this.
Whats your name again?
Hold on,let me change the channel.
Its nice to be in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
Uhhhh.....I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
Get off me! I'll do it my self!
2006-06-21 11:40:27 · 44 answers · asked by mipsy411420 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Hurry up! The meter in the taxi outside is running!"
2006-06-21 11:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by vegas_iwish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, these are so funny. heres one
ummm...thats the wrong hole dear.
move your head, i love this show!
are you sure your still hard?
by the way, im pregnant, and your the dad.
whoa, are you the same guy i was hitting on in the bar?
what do you mean more fingers? my fist is already in there.
i cant find the hole, hang on, i will get some flour.
its not u, im just used to my dildo.
Guess what? your still a virgin!
hang on george! let me get my wet suit and a flashlight. Im going in!
did you eat fish for dinner?
dont worry about the smell, its just a yeast infection.
dont worry, the dr said its not contagious.
2006-06-22 10:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by kantriella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I have 2 pay for this?
thats in Family Guy with the future Stewie!
2006-06-21 11:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by Terry The Terrible 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last saturday my friend calls me to give him and some girl a ride home i say no problem he doesn't call i fall asleep the next day (my day off the only day is sleep passed 6 AM) he calls me at 7AM to go pick him up at a motel i get up & get him he was alone want to the girl i asked him his reply? he went to sleep drunk & woke up sober!!! i asked what if she calls ? he says i got that while she was sleeping he erased her phone memory
2006-06-21 11:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
somone elses name
2006-06-21 11:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i said righ tin the middle of sex..... oh your mom called this afternoon she wants us to come over for dinner. imagine his reaction! LOL
2006-06-21 11:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops sorry had to many beans last night.
2006-06-21 11:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waht are you going to do with that tiny thing? Pick my nose?
2006-06-21 12:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by angelpockets 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone's else's name, I thought it would be bigger, are you finish yet? Is this all? What now?
2006-06-21 11:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by carmelbrown2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hurry up and come. I'm fed up.by the way you already answered your own question stupid. but good one.
2006-06-21 11:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by babi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋