if all people came from monkeys, why do only creationists still think like monkeys?

Question

if woman can from rib, why do we still have ribs?
if baby comes from adults, why do we still have adults?
if eggs comes from chicken, why do we still have chicken?

and the most important one:
if man came from God, why do we still have God ?

(i'm sorry, i'm so tired of the monkey-question, i saw at least 47 monkey-questions today)

Answer 1

Im astonished that people actually think that humans CAME FROM monkeys or apes. we didnt come from either of them, we just are in the same family, like dogs are related to wolves. We actually came from a much larger primate than a freakin monkey. we are of the same family as them but no we did not come from them. and why do people relate the evolution thing to whether there is a god or not? i dont get that at all, all it proves is that humans as we know them werent the first on earth, who knows... maybe adam and eve were cavemen.

Answer 2

If we (humans) came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
If monkeys came from frogs, why are there still frogs?
If frogs came from fish, why are there still fish?

Your 'side-bar' questions make no sense!
We still have ribs because we were created with them. We still have adults because we were created to reproduce.
We still have chickens, because they were also created to reproduce.
There is still A God because when someone makes something they don't just disappear. If that were the case, why is man still around now that we have the computer!?

If we 'evolved' why do we not still evolve. It is certainly NOT because we have attained perfection and no longer need to. Evolution just doesn't make sense when you look at the whole universe. Things are too complex to not have a Creator.

Answer 3

Because women give birth to babies that have ribs, that's why we still have ribs.

Because babies grow into adults, that's why we have adults.

Because eggs hatch into chickens, that's why we have chickens.

God is all powerful, that's why we have God.

If we came from monkeys, why haven't the other monkeys turned into humans yet??

Answer 4

Speaking of monkeys, this is my favorite story:

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like monkeys

Answer 5

we do not imagine that. You do. We use the time period "monkey" as a usual time period for a primate with a tail. So do evolutionists. therefore, for all intents and purposes, evolutionists believe that human beings have monkey ancestors. And for the record, lots of the chemical compounds contained in the human body tournament the chemical compounds of soil. an same is actual of the beasts of the earth, who were also produced from the earth. One ought to finish from this that some thing that has an same layout ought to also percentage a dressmaker. Toothless appears like stitch. Do Toothless and stitch have an common ancestor? Or do they in simple terms have an common dressmaker?

Answer 6

I just roll right by the repeated questions unless someone I know posted it then I just answer with some nonsense. Like this one.Is Y!A making me a better person or am I allowing myself to turn into a *****? I came here to learn and now I find that I can get upset sitting at my comp watching people be mean for no reason.
Scrumiera & Bere
Sharon
One Planet = One People

Answer 7

I just love monkeys myself. Jane Goodall has some fascinating videos about chimps. They are soooo human. Even their genetic makeup is incredibly close to human. Their behavior is very close to human except they do not talk much. Maybe chimps came from humans and evolved into a higher being. Humans would probably be higher evolved if we didn't talk as much and didn't snivel and bicker about religion. I wonder if chimps are what humans could be with a little more effort.

Answer 8

It is still a theory about the monkeys. They still haven't found the missing link.
Man has one less rib than women.
If God lived forever and created man who could also live forever, why wouldn't we have God?

Answer 9

Because all creationists are Monkey's Uncles

Answer 10

Sorry Mark. I was going to ask the last one on your list. =0(

The monkey questions were fun, I thought! =0)