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I think they should make a movie about the stupid things they say. i mean its so funny and so not a waste of time..wasnt doing anything anyway..but everything they say..its like comedy gold..

2006-06-21 11:03:29 · 37 answers · asked by MotherNature 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Butterfly_Angle.: Would u like someone to make fun of you weight hair color who your parents are how poor u are or skanky trashy sluty ugly then don't make fun of christans u stupid bit....h

thats the most christian thing i've ever heard..Jesus would be so proud of you..you stupid *****..and i can say that..cuz im not christian...c'unt..

2006-06-21 11:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Black 3 · 4 7

If you're amused by someone getting worked up in general, you find that fun. It's usually just easy to figure out which buttons to push to do it so you find it entertaining. I'm more of a scientist now than a Christian. I used to be a fervent Christian and then over time came logically and scientifically to different conclusions about the world that changed the way I looked at Christianity and faith in general. I don't pick on them at all, or people of any other religion for that matter other than Muslims, but that's only because Muslims do not recognize the basic right of anyone else to exist and worship in the way they choose. It's Muslim or else. But anyway.....I very much can see how you like to jerk their chains. They often respond with a great deal of clamor. But....why do you find that fun?

2006-06-21 11:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

bad bad idea man! whether you believe in a higher power or not, there is good, and there are BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD things that seriously do go bump in the night

I'm not telling you to do this AT ALL but you seem pretty balsy so: Mess with people seriously worshipping Satan (as much as you messed with Christians) and wait three weeks. Play with Fire.

See God doesn't care if you heckle his people. They're strong. It doesn't bother them. He will eventually punish you, not horribly, but you will know its him.

Heckle the devil, he'll heckle you back. And you will remember it, in horror, for the rest of your life.

p.s. I heckled the devil. And experienced things no person should see, hear or feel. I am now a Christian.

2006-06-21 11:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by the nothing 4 · 0 0

I'm glad you get so much joy from it. One thing you won't be able to say when you are face to face with Jesus is that you didn't know about him, because I'm telling you right now.

He was born of a virgin girl. Born in a manger. He lived and started His ministry at 30 years old and was beaten all day and night and hung on a cross for the sins of the world. He died, but got up three days later with heaven and earth in his hands. He now sits at the right hand of the father interceding for his followers. If you do not accept him while you are alive then you will not spend eternity with your creator, but you will spend it in hell. Hell is not a fun place to be, contrary to popular belief. It's hot, dark and loud!

Jesus loves you, understands you and will forgive you for ALL of your sins. All you have to do is accept him, ask for forgiveness and follow him. God Bless~

2006-06-21 11:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by trulyblssd 3 · 0 0

Amen. I guess they gave it a shot with The Da Vinci Code. But, I'm sure comedians can come up with some good ones. Start with immaculate conception. Do you think Joseph bought that line from Mary when he saw she was pregnant? What a moron!

2006-06-21 11:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is a website dedicated to this sort of thing. It's a scream!

Hey trulyblesd(sp) you can quit now. Most of us have heard the myth and reject it out of hand. There is NO evidence that anyone like jeebus ever existed. Nor is there any evidence for the existence of god. So please, live in the real world with the rest of us ok?
Thanks.

2006-06-21 11:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Wylie Genius 2 · 0 0

Is it all that fun? Bullying others for their beliefs is childish and ignorant. I am a former fundy and currently an agnostic. My stance is that we don't really know if god is there. That doesn't make god not exist and believing in god doesn't make god exist. However, harrassing or "messing" with anyone who has a true belief in something is wrong.

Don't be wrong in this way.

2006-06-21 11:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Emperor T 2 · 0 0

It's a blind faith thing. Like they have all the guns in the world but no ammo. Most of christianity has been disproved but they ignore the facts and carry on.

2006-06-21 11:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by nvr10pts 3 · 0 0

It's fun messing with them because they take everything so personal. In reality, I don't have any problem with people going to church and believing in Jesus as Christ. They have a right to believe whatever they wish. It's when they try to cram their beliefs down my throat that I get upset with them. And by "cram their beliefs", I don't mean having a cross in front of their church or putting up nativity scenes at Christmas. That's fine by me. I'm talking about when some of them, who I refer to as "creeps", chase after me, shouting that I'm "Going To Hell" by not adhering to their particular sect of anti-nature lunacy. That, and knocking on my door and passing out their literature when I'm at home trying to relax. If I wanted their information, I'd go to their church.

2006-06-21 11:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

True christians should expect persecution, and should try to react as Jesus would. They might not be ridiculed as much if they would practice what they preach. Of course it would be nice if people didn't expect them to be perfect, as they are a work in progress. Yes I am a christian.

2006-06-21 11:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by DJ 6 · 0 0

Because they answer every question with "because God says so" or "because I KNOW he exists" etc etc. I think that at birth, Christians are given a handbook full of answers to give when they can't prove that their religion is right.

2006-06-21 11:11:02 · answer #11 · answered by Spork 2 · 0 0

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