you are getting sleepy
sleepy
deep sleep
eye lids closed
deep sleep
deeper
you will spend the rest of the day on yahoo asking questions like question for atheists what do you think about god being on money
deep sleep
deep
you will parrot the following response - we don't hate gays - we love gays - its just god who hates gays
deeper
deeper
deeper
you will give money to church
ol master pastor needs cadillac
deeper
remember when you see a question about evolution say - what evidence
im going to count to three then you will all say that jesus is coming back soon so get right with the lord
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2006-06-21 10:19:41 · 16 answers · asked by pope 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Praise be to Jesus for this wonderful question!!! Here is 10% of my salary. Wait, there is a conflict within me. I feel this urge to believe in a character out of a novel... What am I doing? Arghhh! What have you done to me???
2006-06-21 10:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-06-21 17:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Meowmixtape 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. reading this almost felt like I was sitting in a church listening to the priest brainwashing his mindless sheep.
2006-06-21 17:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by fubar2us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like one little girl is completely brain washed from all the bible-thumping.
2006-06-21 17:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll alert.
2006-06-21 17:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry it will take more than hypnotism for me to become a christian. Probably a frontal lobotomy will do it though...
2006-06-21 17:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny today but it will cost you later!
but you really do have a refreshing sense of humor
2006-06-21 17:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by jon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea trying to trick people isn't very christian of you lol
2006-06-21 17:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss your medication this morning, did you?
2006-06-21 18:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh!? Wha?! money good, need gay evidence......
2006-06-21 17:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋