2006-06-21 10:12:40 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Europe.
2006-06-21 20:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
blessings from God. To be scientific an egg from the mother and sperm from the father placed inside a mother wait 9 months and you have a baby
2006-06-21 10:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Layla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the stork
Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stock, mama stork and
baby stork. One evening papa stork didn't show up for dinner. Mama
stork and baby stork left the food out for him but he didn't come home at
all that night.
When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked
"Papa stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied papa stork.
Several weeks later, mama stork was late making dinner. Baby stork
and papa stork waited a while, and then gave up and ordered pizza. Mama
stork didn't come home until late the next morning. When mama stork did
come in, baby stork asked "Mama stork, where were you last night?"
"Out making a young couple very happy," replied mama stork.
Later in the fall, baby stork was late for dinner. Papa stork and mama
stork were worried. Their anxiety increased when baby stork still wasn't
home by sunset. They both waited up late for baby stork but he didn't
come in until early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and
unkempt. Papa stork barked, "Where the hell were you baby stork?" as his
tired son dragged himself over the threshold.
"Out scaring the s*** out of college students," replied baby stork.
2006-06-21 10:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by bloomingflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Storks
2006-06-21 10:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Billy C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not again!!!! There was another question just like this a few minutes ago... If you know how to work the internet good enough to ask a question here then GO DO A SEARCH!!!
2006-06-21 10:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Aisha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Babies come from a drunken romp one night after the bar
2006-06-21 10:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by May-May`s mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Stork.
2006-06-21 10:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by Noland Voyd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stork drops them off ! Of course
2006-06-21 10:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn on the animal planet station and watch other animals. Like apes, cows, dogs, cats, mice. Your answer awaits.
2006-06-21 10:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by SKERRICROW 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I was told that when My mommy went to the hospital with a suit case, and then went back home, that she had me.. so, I guess that we come in a suit case.
2006-06-21 10:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I came from chicago when i was a baby. i am not sure about the others. maybe LA
2006-06-21 10:15:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋