Props to Love&Light :-)
"climb up high and throw a little sh!t"
2006-06-21 09:52:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think respect is appropriate for a debate this important. We should just hammer out the truth. God.
2006-06-21 09:59:02 · update #1
Will, that is soooo boring. Maybe you could add a little pepper and try again.
2006-06-21 10:04:06 · update #2
Have some respect.
2006-06-21 09:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Demeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! People are way too uptight. Why don't they show some respect to the God that created the funny bone? Did God decide Christians were so perfect that they didn't need a sense of humor and saved that for us lesser beings?
Love & Light
Sharon
2006-06-21 10:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are at least 45,000 Protestant churches in the U.S.
What caused all these different beliefs if the MESSAGE is so clear?
What makes you believe that you have more than a 1 in 45,000 chance of being in the 'correct' church?
Virgin Birth - A preconceived notion?
What is the Imacculate Conception?
An Imacculate deception?
Betcha don't know.
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
Jesus? Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
2006-06-21 09:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what you mean, but the idea for the bumper sticker is clever.
i'm sure god wouldn't mind. how presumptuous of me. i'm sure god excuses my spelling too. throwing **** isn't always the best approach.
hey sister curious chemical, we'd all be more blessed by a bumper sticker like that.
2006-06-21 10:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite bumper sticker reads;
"JESUS, protect me from your followers."
That pretty much says it all really...
Oh and for your information Negami, we are primates. Just like chimps and apes. In fact we share 99.986% of our DNA with them. It's also possible to get blood transfusions and tissue transplants from them.
So, yes, we are monkeys. Always have been.
2006-06-21 10:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up, people!
God says it would be a good bumper sticker.
2006-06-21 09:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I don't think God has time for this site. Second, I don't think he'd like the profanity, but I'm just guessing.
2006-06-21 09:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
curiosity killed the cat! maybe it was trying to read the bumper sticker on the car that hit it!
2006-06-21 09:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by jon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how a bumper sticker over you mouth that says "if you were to resolve your answers instead of letting them go to voting you would have more points"
2006-06-27 01:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. God does not approve of the profanity or your constant attitude of putting others down.
2006-06-21 09:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by glitter_n_shine2009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋