how mad will you be when you die, and find out that the only true path to heaven was through the church of jim_darwinism?
2006-06-21 09:50:52 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-06-21 11:21:32 · update #1
I converted to jim_darwinism a long time ago. Jim_darwinism is the Way, the Truth, the Light, etc.
2006-06-21 09:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I will be just as excited to be out of this world and in to the next adventure. I live my life for God, but that comes with many many benefits that my selfishness will not let go. It feels good to show love to people and be kind to everyone and that is what God has taught me and that is what I am doing when living for the Lord, so all in all I will not care at all but still be excited to be there. Thank you God real or not for letting me know true happiness and love while in this puny little life.
And for you that care, this guy is talking about the yahoo answerer NOT CHARLES DARWIN!!!!
2006-06-21 09:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by hannahonelove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aparently you are an athiest, and shouldn't be worried about the path to heaven anyway since you will be burning in hell for all enternity. The only path to heaven is through Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, and through God who would grant even you enternal life.
2006-06-21 09:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK lets do some theological thinking. If you do get to find anything out after death then you made it. According to the Kings James translation of the bible those that don't make it to the new kingdom will cease to exist. Where in the bible it's located? I don't remember, but it's in there.
2006-06-21 09:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by ambys2k3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Darwin stated the theory of Evolution and survival of the fittest. However, I will be pretty angry when I die and see that I am forced to spend the rest of my afterlife answering pointless questions.
2006-06-21 09:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a "heaven",
and it really is the only path there,
my answer is: I would be REALLY mad. Does that help?
2006-06-21 09:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by HELP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately, when we die we will be unable to find out anything. At least we won't have to witness the evil that is religion in action.
2006-06-21 09:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screaming mad! Watch out I will need to hit something.
2006-06-21 09:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not I. jim_darwinism has filled my heart and is the only true path for me.
2006-06-21 09:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be madder than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
2006-06-21 10:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're nuts. Whoever wrote that you're gonna make people grumpy with this question is right. You got at least one grumpy person now. Thanks for giving me a really easy chance to get two points. What a worthless question.
2006-06-21 09:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by savannah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋