2006-06-21 08:01:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jerk off before chuch. its common sense.
2006-06-21 08:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by Aleks 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're distracted and are probably horny everywhere, right? When you go to church, try to take a reverential spirit with you, or do like I did and attend a different service where the good lookin' people aren't sending out a vibe to you. Get your heart right. Maybe you're gonna marry a preacher? Hmmm.
2006-06-21 15:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally I would not step foot in a church. However if this is the case and you are a fairly hot women in the tristate area....just let me know the name of the church. If you are a man on the other hand I can forward your info to some of my lady friends.
Also since you are a badgod are you in need of a spanking?
2006-06-21 15:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The enemy is trying to distract you from hearing God's word, and maturing your spirit. The enemy has many tactics of using you to destroy God's word being planted in your life. The enemy doesn't want you to receive what message God has for your life.
Next time, don't let the devil have a foothold on your mind in church. Be determined to hear God's word to the fullest so He can open up the windows of Heaven for you, and pour out a blessing you won't have room enough to receive.
God Bless!
2006-06-21 15:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What religion are you? lol, because, it's the MOST INCONVENIENT time to get horny. Now the question is, do you go into the church's bathroom and masturbate? Ha ha ha lol
2006-06-21 15:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of good looking people in church.
2006-06-21 15:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by el_camuyano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Purity of spirit tends to bring out the seductive nature in people. At least that's what I've heard.
2006-06-21 15:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by weirdarchives@prodigy.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that's just happen in church? We want the truth.
2006-06-21 15:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by *♥£öVe§♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you don't follow Islam and separate the men from the women. Because you commit sins relating to sex the rest of the week.
2006-06-21 15:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Niqabi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm because your horny......lol.....i hate it when im in church and some guy is looking at me!!....its like come on dude your in church!!!!
2006-06-21 15:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bethyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz church is gay and you have nothing else better to think about!
2006-06-21 15:11:58 · answer #11 · answered by serial_brain_killer_with_a_spoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋