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And, we all just missed the boat.

Hope you like apocolypse - cuz you're in one.

2006-06-21 07:50:00 · 18 answers · asked by Blim 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

No, man. You just don't get it. You're reading the wrong message - it happened, and you are left behind.....

2006-06-21 07:53:37 · update #1

Millions missing - I bet the real number was less than 12.

2006-06-21 09:10:53 · update #2

18 answers

No

2006-06-21 07:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by resilience 6 · 13 9

nope, have you heard about millions of people that have gone missing all at once?
though the word "rapture" isn't in the Bible, the Bible does mention the "great catching away" and we named it rapture. will it happen, yes indeed! is it soon? I do believe it is!
I know this is a question to annoy Christians, but hey! you might learn something in the process!
don't bother posting anything else at the end of your question, I never come back to a question once I have answered it.
have a great day!

2006-06-21 07:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0 0

We should be so lucky. If the Rapture were to occur as the Christian Fundamentalist/Evangelicals believe it will happen on a given Yom Kippur. Look it up for yourself as to the meaning of The Day of Atonement.

2006-06-21 07:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I don't; the Bible does not say there will be a secret rapture. Read the Bible and find out. It says the rapture will come with trumpet sound, Jesus shouting, and the dead raising. Do you think that would be easy to keep secret?

2006-06-22 02:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by dee 4 · 0 0

Nope, no such thing.

RAPTURE

Rev.10:6 And sware by Him that liveth for ever and ever, Who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer:
TIME NO LONGER
Rev.10:7 But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as He hath declared to His servants the prophets.
SEVENTH ANGEL WHEN HE BEGINS TO SOUND

I Cor.15:50 Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption.
FLESH AND BLOOD CANNOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM
I Cor.15:51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,
ALL BE CHANGED, NOT JUST THE CHURCH
I Cor.15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
AT THE LAST TRUMP, SEVENTH

I Thes.4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
THE TRUMP OF GOD, SEVENTH
I Thes.4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
THE CLOUDS
The word “the” is not in the Greek manuscripts. Clouds is used by Paul for a throng.
Heb.12:1 Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,
THE AIR
The word “air” Greek (aer) means “to breathe, respire”, NOT SKY. In other words the breath of life or spirit. Flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God.

II Thes.2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto Him,
OUR GATHERING TOGETHER UNTO HIM
II Thes.2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
NOR BY LETTER AS FROM US, FIRST THESSALONIANS
II Thes.2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
LET NO MAN DECEIVE YOU BY ANY MEANS
The sequence of events is Satan first, then the Lord’s day.

Rev 11:3 And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.
Rev 11:4 These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.
TWO CANDLESTICKS

Rev 1:20 The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.
CANDLESTICKS ARE CHURCHES

Yet there are men that teach the church is raptured. Men that teach that flesh and blood is taken and others left behind. It’s nonsense when you study His Word.

2006-06-21 07:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The rapture will be seen by every eye as the Bible says, Jesus will come in the clouds in heaven and all eyes shall see him.

2006-06-21 07:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by Damian 5 · 0 0

The rapture hasn't happened. Everyone will know when it does...and I saw noone ascending to the heavens.

2006-06-21 07:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by mtngrl7500 4 · 0 0

Smoke a little more pot before taking a drive in the country next time, bub.

2006-06-21 07:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by jaike 5 · 0 0

lol.....omgosh.....ummm dont you think that if the rapture happened then we would know about it?.....i know i would cuz i gave my life over to Jesus Christ and He's the Lord of my life so he wouldnt leave me behind

2006-06-21 07:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Bethyboo 3 · 0 0

no bc then y am i still here im a believer and im saved only those things will get u into heaven

2006-06-21 07:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by clarissa c 2 · 0 0

Yeah I must have over slept and missed it.

2006-06-21 07:58:04 · answer #11 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0 0

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