2006-06-21 07:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Biomimetik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
After transforming into humans, and realizing what a huge mistake they have made, apes decided to stop the process and now MONKEYS DO NOT BECOME HUMANS any more. What a pity...
But, on the other side, some humans are very successful in reversing the process.
2006-06-22 03:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by Lalasamayi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, it's hard to believe in creationism...you know the world formed out of God's word. Sheeshh, it's easier to believe the bigbang and spontaneous generation, and man came from fishes also that developed legs and started to walk. Besides the missing link has been found already, he's hanging around in my neighbors backyard doing weird noises. He likes Mike Tyson anyway...so that's why I decided to be an ape for the rest of my life. One thing though, I don't like banana a lot.
2006-06-21 14:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by *♥£öVe§♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, you're already hairy enough to be an ape. There's no reason to spend unnecessary amounts of money on Nair anymore! Wooh!
2006-06-29 14:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think being a descendant of an ape is a lot nicer than being made out of mud.
2006-06-21 14:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Shmoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My thoughts exactly. If you concentrate real hard, you just might catch up with the rest of us.
2006-06-21 14:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you don't have to pay taxes or deal with rush hour traffic!!
2006-06-21 14:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by LIL NIX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why be a human when you can be an Angel?
2006-06-21 14:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by brianna_the_angel777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said it! Praise the Lord! Wooohoo! Praise Jesus! Jesus is awesome! Wooohooo! Go Jesus Go! Praise the Lord! Woohoo! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! You rock Jesus! Jesus is our savior! Wooohooo!
2006-06-21 14:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
should i be a human like you and worship allah,
2006-06-21 14:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No taxes.
2006-06-21 14:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋