bibleus thumpicus:
Usually roams in large groups chattering to one another. When a non-member of the group or another group is spotted, bibleus thumpicus will surround the outsider and begin humping feverishly. Some reports suggest hypnotic qualities or skills in the species. This is not a mating ritual, but a form of intmidation.
When confronted with logic and reason, bibleus thumpicus will usually form a circle and chant or will begin to actually speak, throwing odd, random sets of numbers and words at their attacker in attempts to ward off logic.
Bibleus thumpicus is also known to attack people at their homes, often brandishing leaflets, flyers, and booklets. Bibleus thumpicus routinely demonstrate nonsensical rituals, sometimes dunking each other under water, spraying each other with water, or spontaneous chanting or singing.
While bibleus thumpicus was originally understood to be a peaceful species, recent reports contradict these reports.
NOTE: Species is poisonous!
2006-06-21 07:36:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Ok, ok, I'm good now.
2006-06-30 19:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see link
2006-06-21 14:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by Damian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Biblicus Thumpicus will outlive Godus Deniacus.
2006-06-21 14:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by cowboymanhrsetrnr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT!
May I copy this to my blog, with credit to "DirtyWhiteGuy"?
My blog URL is on my YA Profile.
2006-06-21 14:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee that is mutherpoopin' funny! I can't stop laughing?!?!?!?! I would like to hear you say "thumpicus"
2006-06-21 14:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by AlwaysLaughing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Love & Light
Sharon
2006-06-21 14:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by skippingsunday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!
2006-06-21 14:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the warning! XD
2006-06-21 14:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋