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2006-06-21 06:49:09 · 9 answers · asked by paul s 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
SORRY I MENT RHYMING
2006-06-21 06:50:36 · update #1
Apples and pairs - stairs
Boat race - face
Jack Jones - Alone
Cream Crackered - Knackered
Jimi Hendrix - appendix
Adam and eve - believe
Albert hall - ball - as in i got in me albert halls
Basil fawlty - balti
tommy tank - wa*k
born and bred - bed
britney spears - beers
ewan mcgreggor - begger
lilley and skinner- beginner
leo fender - bender
clarke kent - bent
mae west - best (also "george" as in george best)
Dick van dyke - bike
ronald riches - bitches
lionel richie - bitchy
laugh and titter - bitter
right said fred - bread
georgie bests/east and west - breats
coles and coke - broke
cockells and mussles - brussels
Alf garnet - barnett
andy mcnabs - crabs
arabian nights - shites
jam jar - car
lemon barley - charlie
tiddly wink - chink (chinese meal)
fruit (gum) - chum - as in alrite me old fruit
Tick tock - clock
digareedoo - clue - also scooby doo
pork chop - cop
raspberry ripple - cripple
lemon and lime - crime
mother hubbard - cupboard
ruby murray - curry
rihard burtons -curtains
bacon and eggs - leggs
bacon bits - ****
bag for life - wife
ball and bat - ****
barn owl - row
Barney rubble - trouble (hence....theyve had a barny)
basil brush - thrush
trouble and strife - wife
benny hills - pills
bricks and mortar - daughter
brighton pier - queer
bugs bunny - money
brown bread - dead
lemon squeezy - easy
mince pies - eyes
lemon squeezer - geezer
jack an dandy - handy
loaf of bread - head (use yer loaf!)
giraffe - laugh
pork pies - lies
jack joner - loner
cash and carried - married
chicken oriental - mental
Toby jug - mug
dog and bone - phone
jimmy riddle - piddle
farmer giles - piles
half inch - pinch (steal)
scotch missed - pissed)
lucy locket - pocket
chas and dave - shave
clickety click - 66
whistle and flute - suit
tommy tucker - sucker
mork and mindy - windy
dicky bird - word
pete tong - wrong
donkeys ears - years
2006-06-21 07:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by cotton-candy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember the first rhyming slang I ever heard, I had no idea what the guy meant, he said "deep-sea diver" meaning a five-dollar bill (fiver).
Although come to think my dad had said "I don't want to hear one dicky bird out of you" before that--only now reading the other person's list did I realize it was rhyming slang. (We all cracked up and got in trouble for not going to sleep.)
2006-06-21 13:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just orf dahn the frog and toad, to the old rub-a-dub for a bit of a Tod Carty with me chinas. Me dogs are barking something Dot Cotton so's when I gets there I'll grab a tony, slip orf me church pews and rub me aching plates of meat. Then I'll settle down for a few Uri Gellas and me and me Gareth Gates'll get totally brahms.
2006-06-21 07:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by jungster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm from Buffalo, manhattan. the only stable ones i will think of of incorporate "what's the damages" whilst asking how plenty a invoice got here to, skeeved out/ or to be skeevy for that weird and wonderful previous guy that winks at you as you walk down the line, even once you're bumming out. "Chest up" is like guy up, take duty, "get to long previous " is a super one lol. Oh, in case you point out somebody and the different person has no concept who that person is, each so often they're going to say "Joe Blow? the place does he tend bar?"
2016-12-13 17:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to come up with a list but I saw cotton-candy's answer and couldn't be bothered
2006-06-21 11:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by tsmith007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apples and Pears for the stairs
2006-06-21 06:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about seven, but my boyfriends cockney. and he's always saying " you alright my fruit flower china cockle teapot"
whatever that means? It drives me insane! (funny insane though!!)
2006-06-27 00:45:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you mean COCKNEY too?
All you ever wanted to know is here.............
Have fun, me old china
2006-06-22 03:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none
2006-06-21 09:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Dilly the Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋