2006-06-21 06:07:19 · 6 answers · asked by popcorn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do they have any KY jelly beans??
Lubed Up
Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon. After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some more KY Jelly - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?"
"Yeah sure," replies Mike.
Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of c_u_m on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?"
Mike replies "I didn't! I just farted!"
2006-06-24 13:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, No, No. You're thinking is all wrong. Jelly is better for one main reason. Jelly is smooth sounding, jam insists on a very difficult forced entry.... get it.
2006-06-21 14:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good joke, but be careful tho, because it may contain poison..otherwise they would have named it 'ky jam' instead.
2006-06-21 13:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cleaver! Did you think that up?
I'll have to remember that!
Thanks for the riddle!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-21 13:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever u say... it's fine by me i'll still get 2 points
2006-06-21 13:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!thx for the laughs!'bout jellybeans..?lol
2006-06-21 13:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋