2006-06-21 05:21:53 · 21 answers · asked by shadoe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so short her feet swing when she sits on the curb
yo mama hair so short when she gets braids it looks like stitches
i could go on, but i'll stop now:-)
2006-06-21 05:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama look like Chuckie
2006-06-21 12:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are plenty of jokes out there on the Internet.
for example: "Yo Mama's so fat, she went to sea world to get baptized."
Yo Mama's so skinny, she has to run circles in the shower to get wet."
"Yo mama so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up."
www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes
go here to find even more.
2006-06-21 12:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by saintfighteraqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she sings ohio , kentucky, tennessee, north carolina, georgia , florida
yo mama so fat when she puts on her yellow raincoat and walks down the street all the school kids run so they can catch the bus
2006-06-21 12:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by mrsdamico22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's armpit are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
2006-06-21 12:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well go to ask.com and then type in yo mama jokes click the first one.
2006-06-21 14:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by chansmi_78 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when I put a roll of quarters in her navel, she crapped out my laundry.
2006-06-21 12:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach the whales started singing We are family no matter if you are fater than me.
2006-06-21 12:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when a bus hit her she turned around and said "who threw that rock"
2006-06-21 13:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
yo momma so fat she passed in front of the t.v and i missed 10 mins of the show!!
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles
Ur momma is so fat when she took one step she made an earthquake.
2006-06-21 12:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋