Last week my girlfriend went out of town and she asked me to look after her house and feed her parrot. Everything went smoothly for the first couple of days. On the third day, I took my ferret with me. Louis, that's my ferret's name, ate the parrot and took a crap on her new white carpet. He didn't crap out the parrot because he had just eaten it, but whatever it was, it was long, sticky and hard to clean up. It left a big brown stain on her carpet. I was watching T.V. and eating crackers when it happened, so I couldn't have prevented it. I bought a new parrot that looks just like the one Louis ate, and put some white out on the carpet stain. My girlfriend is back saying that's not her parrot and asking why there's sh*t with white out on her carpet. I explained to her it wasn't my fault and that I had spent a lot of money on the new parrot, but she's still angry. Why is she being such a baby about this whole thing?
2006-06-21 04:57:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
it's because you left crackers crumbs on the couch........lol
2006-06-21 05:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by southerngirl70 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a horrible BF! You killed her parrot AND destroyed her carpet, great job. So now she knows that you are immature and cant handle any responsibility. And you don't put WHITE OUT on a carpet, DUH! Either you should have cleaned it with a sponge, soap and water or you should have hired a carpet cleaner. Or you could have made a trip to the store and bought carpet stain remover. Or buy her a new carpet. So if you die can she just find a new BF and that easily replaces you? No. However from the sounds of it a new BF isn't a bad idea. You cant just buy a new bird and think that she would be ok with that. She may have loved her bird and every creature has its own personality. You should apologize to her and tell her you will do anything to make the situation better. Making excuses, saying "it isn't my fault!" blah blah blah IS NOT AN APOLOGY! You are just making an excuse and not owning up to what you did! Did she ever say it was ok to bring you pet over?! Probably not!
2016-05-20 08:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first off you tried to cover the whole mess up. Communication is a big part in a relationship. I am sure that you two spoke on the phone while she was out of town and even you two didn't speak. You should have just been up front with her and told her what happened when she got home. Now she has it in her mind that you were trying to deceive her and make something appear what was not. You should look at how you handled the situation, long and hard and then you will understand why she is angry.
2006-06-21 05:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got to be kidding me.
She's not the one being a baby, she's acting totally normal. You're the one who needs to wise up. You should've been keeping an eye on your ferret, and, if possible, also keeping an eye on your girlfriend's parrot.
"I was watching TV and eating crackers when it happened"
Say that out loud to yourself. Does that REALLY sound like a valid excuse? You can't say that you could not have prevented it. Own up and confess that it was your fault. She thinks you tried to deceive her, instead of stepping up and admitting that you did something wrong. The next time something like this happens, admit it. Even if you think you've fixed it, admit it anyway. If you want to save your relationship, apologize asap.
2006-06-22 16:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by 27ridgeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great story. Where you eating the parrots crackers? It shows her you don't care about her stuff, tell her you love her and kill you ferret.
2006-06-21 05:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by wbroyhobbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that parrott was her friend and your **** eating ferret ate him. Not to hear the noise that a ferret eating a squaking parrott is a lie and you should be made to pay for it(the carpet too)you are much like that stain
2006-06-21 05:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can ferrets really eat parrots?...
2006-06-21 05:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by odadaisy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b/c it was something of "hers", like a purse or somethin. it's nature for an animal to eat another. is she in love with the parrot or you?
2006-06-21 05:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by neal091982 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all becuase youyr not taking responsability, it WAS your animal that did all that anad after he ate her parrot, you still kept, him there . Sorry dude, but it was your fault!!
2006-06-21 05:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda like, you lost someone's dog and bought that same breed of dog and expect the owner would not know the difference. plus, you were the only one around, it's your responsibility.
2006-06-21 05:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by 27stars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this belongs in jokes & riddles but I got a laugh! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-21 05:01:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋