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Laugh it off, say he does the same thing on a regular basis. :-)

2006-06-21 04:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by ibkidd37 4 · 0 0

A woman should light-heartedly remind her husband that it is impolite to imply that a lady would do anything so unladylike. After all, ladies don't fart and always smell like roses and vanilla.
(This is what my fiancee always says when i complain that she stunk up the bathroom).

Although if a lady suspects that a bathroom's odor might offend the more sensitive man's nose, she might open a window, turn on the fan, or use air freshener or de-odorizer to remove the odor, or mask it. Or she can always just warn the man with a Jim Carrey-ish "DO NOT GO IN THERE!!!"

Ultimately, this is one of those living together issues that shouldn't be a big deal. So don't take it seriously, and enjoy the opportunity to make fun of one of life's quirks - really nasty smells produced by our own bodies.

2006-06-21 12:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by jawajames 5 · 0 0

I hear a lot of women light a match to burn the fumes out of the air. After the match goes out I would use the 'lysol' or whatever, if need be. I am guessing it would be a bad idea to spray the lysol while the match is lit!

2006-06-21 11:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by northwest.poet 4 · 0 0

Probably the best response would be something like, "Yep, I sure did, didn't I?"

It isn't something to be embarrassed about - we all can be pretty stinky from time to time.

It isn't something to create a conflict or confrontation about - when it escalates into a serious fight you won't be able to remember how it started in the first place.

It shouldn't be taken as an insult - it's a simple fact of life, as much for him as for you.

Unless it caused your family pet to pass out or your potted plants to wither and die, it should already be forgotten.

Peace,

Radical Geezer

2006-06-21 12:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Radical Geezer 3 · 0 0

Laugh about it and put a can of air freshener in there. He might get the hint to use it next time he goes for a number two.

2006-06-21 13:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by she-devil 1 · 0 0

Tell him he's free to pee outdoors until it goes away. Then smack him with an air freshener - and a smile. Keep it light, we all stink up the bathroom from time to time!

2006-06-21 11:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by Samlet 4 · 0 0

Tell him the truth ... he's a boor.
Poo smells. That's a fact.
Everyone goes. That's a fact.
Making an issue of it is juvenile, crass and disrespectful of one's spouse. It would be like commenting that he's nowhere near the sexual athlete he used to be.
Really, he should have kept his stupid mouth shut.

2006-06-21 11:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0 0

Wait for that evening when your hubby is just about to drift off into a wonderful slumber and PFFFFFT your brains out. Then pull the sheet over his head! HA HA HA HA

2006-06-21 14:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by Kristine C 2 · 0 0

Suggest she put on the fan. How about one of those continuous plug-in bathroom fresheners. Be careful with it tho. I had one melt the paint off my medicine cabinet!

2006-06-21 11:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell him to go look in the mirror, say it again, then ask how he's going to like sleeping on the sofa for the rest of the week.

2006-06-21 11:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0 0

Laugh. It's natural sometimes. Husbands tell their wives that because they know women hate to stink.

2006-06-21 12:18:16 · answer #11 · answered by mistyd2005 1 · 0 0

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