A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.
2006-06-21 04:37:37 · 18 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!!! Can you give me the lawyers number please just in case i ever know anyone who is as guilty as sin.
2006-06-21 04:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The strong arm of the law failed in this case.
2006-06-21 04:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by daniel m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i would hire the dude!
2006-06-21 08:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by princessnene92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one
2006-06-21 04:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i dont have artificial limbs
2006-06-21 05:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!wth lol..thx for sharing ur jokes...! 9
2006-06-21 04:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one....now i want a fake arm too!!!
2006-06-21 05:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! But sick
2006-06-21 05:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by lucyt20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.....Yes I would hire him....hes Comical
2006-06-21 04:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'll pay him well.
2006-06-21 04:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋