meep!
or not
2006-06-21 04:10:53 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DON"T LOOK NOW BUT THERE'S A COP FOLLOWING YOU
2006-06-21 04:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who am I? and why are these kids calling me mom?
they DO know where YOU are and THEY are OUT to get YOU.
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
2006-06-21 04:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't like the way I Drive, get off of the sidewalk. Support your right to Arm Bears, Its never too late to have a happy childhood, Horn broken watch for finger, and Have a Nice Day
2006-06-21 04:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Huey from Ohio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be FAT but you're UGLY and at least I can diet.
I got kicked out of the Boyscouts for eating a Brownie.
2006-06-21 04:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Majixion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep honking, I'm reloading
My other car is a piece of sh@t, too.
Visualize Whirled Peas.
2006-06-21 04:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by tex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BACK OFF I have 3 kids, a wife, and 3 mortgages. I have nothing to loose
2006-06-25 14:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bumper sticker is better than your ribbon
2006-06-21 04:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by dawndibear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't get a body like this working out
2006-06-21 04:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i may be slow but im ahead of you!
how is my driving call me 1-800-eat-****!
cant sleep clowns will eat me!
Kick me im a citizen!
Hugs not drugs!
"GOD" is not a pronoun
Jesus loves you everyone else thinks your an asshole!
Chaos,Panic,and Disorder...my work here is done!
dont tail gate me or ill flik a booger on your windshield!
give me coffee and no one gets hurt
2006-06-21 04:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit tale gating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
2006-06-21 04:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My child beat up your honor roll student
2006-06-21 04:13:50 · answer #11 · answered by jetskichick25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋