2006-06-21 03:57:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The infield bases are fielded by the father, the illegitimate son, and the holy ghost. Lucifer is playing shortstop and Muhammad is pitching. They will never leave the field to go to bat because Muhammad was a nerd growing up and can't pitch to save his soul! There are exactly 72 virgins in the stands that are all simultaneously eating foot long hot dogs in an enticing way. Oddly enough, Howard Cosell is the announcer. St Peter is collecting tickets at the park gates.
2006-06-22 06:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably both, Jesus is everywhere, and the first baseman will probably show up on first base sooner or later.
2006-06-21 04:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by really? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can't be Jesus. He can't be the firstbaseman because then he would be trying to get people out and he can't be a runner because he can't try to steal second.
2006-06-21 03:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the firstbaseman's name could be jesus... you know the spanish version pronounced 'hey zeus' so I pick BOTH!
2006-06-21 05:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is on first, What is on Second and I don't know is on third....
2006-06-21 03:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is about as stupid as your avatar picture is.
2006-06-21 04:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
barabas
thanks jim
what me worry?
2006-06-21 04:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Alfred Newman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋