Mine is, "Yo momma's so fat, when she wears Nike's, they say Nickelodeon!"
2006-06-21 03:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by ndtaya 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put the MnMs in alphabetical order.
yo mamas so fat, when she tried to go on a cruise, the whole ship sank.
yo mamas so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone company
yo mamas so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door
yo mamas so stupid, on a job application, under "Sex" she put "Yes, please"
yo mamas so stupid, her shirt had to say "TGIF" or This Goes In Front,
or with shoes "Toes Go In Front
yo mamas so stupid, she tried to go in to an NC-17 movie, and they wouldnt let her, so she went home and brought back 16 friends
yo mamas so stupid, she wanted to see how much a Big Mac weighed, so she ate it and stepped on the scale
2006-06-21 03:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by the d1sl0cat3r 3 · 12⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas' so stupid when she went to court and the judge said "Order;Order," She said I'd like a double cheeseburger and fries. Your mommas butt so big when she sits down she 50 feet taller.Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts .Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"Yo momma so old and fat she caused the first ice age.
2006-06-21 04:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by hal w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar, she squeezed boogers out of Washington's nose.
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
2006-06-21 03:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
2016-03-26 23:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma's so fat that when she walked pass the t.v. i missed three commericials.
yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner,she sucks,she blows,and she gets laid in the closet.
yo momma's so dumb that when i told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
2006-06-21 04:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by SPRING 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house she came out with an application!
your momma is so fat that when she walked in front of the T.V i missed my whole sesson of your momma!
Your mom is so fat that every time she wheres high heels she strikes oil!
Your momma is so old that she had jesus in her year book!
Your mommas glasses are so thick that when she looked at a map she saw people waving!
Your momma is so fat when she was on her way to krogers she tripped over meijers and landed on TARGET!!! lol
Your momma is so old her social security # is 1!
your momma is so old jesus sat behind her in school!
THATS IT ALL THE KOOL MOMMA JOKES I KNOW!! PLZ PICK ME MAN!
2006-06-21 03:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
2006-06-21 03:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite is yo momma is so poor that when i walked into her house and stepped on a match she asked who turned off the heat,and yo mamma is so ugly that her mom said what a treasure her dad said lets burry it,yo mamma so ugly the doctor slapped her mamma 4 having her,and yo mamma so ugly that instead of passing out cigars her dad passed put blind folds.
yo mamma so fat that she triped over walmartjumped over kmart and landed on target,yo mamma so easy that instead of that 70's show she made one called that 70;s hoe,yo mamma so fat that when she wore a black and red shirt outside helicoptors tried 2 land on her
2006-06-21 03:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by johndeergirl226 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed about 3 commercials......
yo momma is so stupid i told her to turn the tv on and she took off her shirt and started rubbing herslef...eww.....lol
2006-06-21 10:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by angela y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ghetto, when her water breaks kool aid comes out
2006-06-21 03:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by searching4something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old, when she farts dust comes out of her butt
2006-06-21 03:47:04 · answer #11 · answered by TrippleThreat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋