Newspaper add:
Vacancy for a Manager in a electronics company,
Ring this phone no.123456567, If anyone picks up,don't come for interview,but if nobody answers,pls do come for interview
Is it good??
2006-06-21 02:59:48 · 10 answers · asked by webmas2004 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If this is one of the best jokes, then you need to go fishing in the joke pond, again.
Here is one that you can use for bait.
Who's in charge here?
All the parts of the body where having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge" said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, and without me, nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for all the body waste."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
The a_s_shole is usually the one in charge.
2006-06-24 13:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do this mean that the person who answers the phone is the manager so if someone answers it means that the vacancy has been filled. If noone answers it means the post is still vacant as there is noone 2 answer the phone. I may be a little slow but eventually I gets it...
2006-06-21 11:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ethslan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...it's different. I really wouldn't consider it funny, maybe it's over my head?
2006-06-21 10:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Metallicamoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's missing something.
2006-06-21 10:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell does it mean? I don't get it
2006-06-21 10:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright....
2006-06-21 11:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya its pretty good
2006-06-21 10:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's reall good!
2006-06-21 10:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...yea its gud...
2006-06-21 10:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.... its not good.....
2006-06-21 10:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by TryMe1st_98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋