how do you cheat at golf?

Answer 1

people cheat by not counting all strokes
They don't follow the rules
They use a foot wedge
they use mulligians

as long as they are not cheating anyone and having fun who cares

Answer 2

Funny question. I don't condone cheating. Besides the obvious reasons, if you do cheat, you won't learn how to minimize strokes and improve.

That said, here's my top suggestions (not to be attempted):
1) The Florsheim Wedge (i.e. - kick the ball away from trouble with your shoe)

2) Never declare more than a triple bogey on a bad hole. Your partners don't bother counting after a couple of hacks in the fairway. Who's gonna jerk out and call you on a 7 or 8?
"What did you have there Doug?"
"Umm - what was that... a par 4?"
"Yeah"
"I had a 7"

3) Can you say "Mulligan"?

4) When asked for your handicap, always add 5 strokes. Especially if you are playing for skins.

Answer 3

I play a lot of golf. Unfortunately, I have learned from the best on how to play cheat at golf. We have about 4 women in our District and State tournaments that are known "cheaters". They cheat because they do either one of the following (admittedly)!
1. Don't turn in lower scores. The lady that did this admitted that would mess up her handicap and she wouldn't win anymore.
2. Play casually during play days when on non tournament days and post their causal playing high play scores.
3. Don't post their very low scores obtained from their non home course when at tournament.
4. Hold turning in low scores before tournaments when they know the handicaps are to be adjusted shortly.
5. Have trouble counting or another way to put it, forget how many times they hit the ball.
6. Play tournaments where the handicap is established after a first day play but playing high and then low the following day.

Answer 4

You don't! Plain and simple. Golf is a game of honor. You are required to call penalties on yourself. It is one of the things that makes golf great!

Answer 5

I think its a silly question, just because if you are going to play golf, with cheating in your mind, is better if you get rid of your clubs and play poker.........Real golfers, hate cheating guys..!!

Answer 6

I will use mulligan sometimes, may be in a long par 3/4/5. But not in short holes which are easy to me.
BUT DON'T CHEAT TOO MUCH!

Answer 7

By not playing .. 18 holes with 0 strokes .. I'm the best golfer around!

Answer 8

if your goin to cheat at golf why bother playing?

Answer 9

i did ones, how? it may sound stupid but I got a magnetic golf ball with a BIG magnet on the hole, so my opponent hits, too close, but didn't make it then I hit, hard and got it in

Answer 10

You can have someone hide in the bushes and put a ball in the hole or near the hole, after you swing.