For believing all that Bible crap he made up? He would still allow you into Heaven and tell you he loved you, but that you are very gullible?
2006-06-21 00:35:52 · 42 answers · asked by Brackalicious 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Interesting question, very weird answers.
2006-06-21 00:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Ned 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I guess even if God in person tells you that the bible is crap - he would still let you in, if you followed what is said in it. He would see the intent and the resulting actions - not what was done. He can see through that you were following the bible to be a good man and also sees how you felt the pain of others like Christ did or how you helped others in need.
God is not of the bible, nor the koran nor any other religious book of this world... these books are made by Man, not God. He only made Love :)
2006-06-21 00:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Beyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would only show that He has a good sense of humor but one thing for sure is that it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. The God that I serve is real. If your God has made up crap, you need to try mine.. By the way, don't worry about Him allowing you into heaven, you are in your heaven right now, this is as good as it gets for you unless you change your way of thinking. I trust that you get it together before it is too late.
2006-06-21 00:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God laughing at me is a sure sign I'm headed the wrong way!
To mend things, I'd quickly ask for forgiveness and grace to retrace my steps, - and actualy do that!
The Bible talks about God having the kings of the earth in derision, and the Bible is by no means 'crap', having an experiential knowledge of it will sure prove this to you, and the sooner you ask God for that, the better for you. The Bible is true, and it's entire content is sure. I'd advise you repent now, ask for pardon from God and ask him to take over your life as it is only then will you get a meaning out of life.
2006-06-21 01:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by brighter & brighter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are considering the Bible as "crap" then you obviously believe in a different religion. It's not about "what if God were to laugh at you", it's more of believing that He is who He is and knowing He would never do that because He made us all in his own image. To laugh at us means to laugh at himself, and that he would not do.
2006-06-21 00:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by shinedown1021 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god would be enough of a bastard to do something like that. "You know all those people I told you to kill in my holy name, JUST KIDDING! You guys didn't have to have the Crusades after all! Oh and Israel and Palestine? Guess what? Israel isn't really holy, it's actually a dump. I just wanted to see if you'd fight over the most worthless piece of land on the planet if I said that it was for my chosen people! HAHAHA! What a riot! You're all so gullible!"
And that's when I'll punch god in the face
2006-06-21 01:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...first I think it would be pretty cool to make God laugh, since He endures SOOO much sorrow!! As for making up the Bible....hummm... yeah guess He did along with the Earth & the Universe & all other things we know...As for allowing us into Heaven..only ONE way, & Him loving us is only a part of the "key" ...check out these sites for the rest of the key to get to Heaven :)
2006-06-21 00:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by maranatha132 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are at least 45,000 Protestant churches in the U.S.
What caused all these different beliefs if the MESSAGE is so clear?
What makes you believe that you have more than a 1 in 45,000 chance of being in the 'correct' church?
Virgin Birth - A preconceived notion?
What is the Imacculate Conception?
An Imacculate deception?
Betcha don't know.
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
Jesus? Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
2006-06-21 00:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, God does not laugh at us!
Secondly, the Bible is NOT CRAP!
The bible is the word of our most high god.
One of the commandments are you shalll have no other gods before me
I pray that you will repent or face the fire of hell.
2006-06-21 00:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by -KJ- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would not do that. Satan would tho because he wants us to think the Bible isn't true. Christians know the Bible is God's Holy Word and that it is Truth.
2006-06-21 00:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, it's a trick question... Man created the bible so God can't laugh at me :-)
2006-06-21 01:26:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋