i've lost my number can i have yours?
er no!!!! let me know some of yours
2006-06-21 00:20:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
what about this
here's my fone call god and tell him his angel stayin with me tonight.
cumon tell me sum chat up lines
2006-06-21 00:38:15 · update #1
My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.
Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock
Are you a parking ticket?
-Why?
Because you've got fine written all over you.
Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
Sad hey
-No
Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
And the ultimate worst one he uses is
I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
2006-06-21 00:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by English Rose 2 · 18⤊ 4⤋
The funniest one I've ever heard was from a Bulgarian guy. He told me his favorite way to pick up a girl here in Poland: Put his arm around her and say, 'Hey baby, do you know who *really* owns Macedonia?'
2006-06-21 07:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by songkaila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love cheesy chat up lines i have loads of them
how about this one,
I love that shirt, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor!
2006-06-21 07:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by xXMichelleXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are sum of the cheesy chat up lines iv heard:
is your daddy abaker cos you've got a nice set of buns?
my mummy said i need a date or she will put me up for adoption!
-Was your dad a thief?
-why?
-Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
2006-06-21 08:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Cutie_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dial 100
2006-06-21 07:22:43 · answer #5 · answered by geeky_dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor thing it must of really hurt when u fell from heaven
2006-06-21 07:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 800 kiss-mytail!
2006-06-21 07:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Pj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn girl. you're the finest thing i seen since i looked in the mirror this morning. i made that up myself so you should give me the whole ten points...
2006-06-21 09:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never tried this, but it makes me laugh:
YOU: Fancy a shag
TARGET: No/ f@~* off! etc
YOU: Well, do you mind lying down while I have one?
2006-06-21 08:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by jocular_japes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your coat on love, Youv'e pulled.
2006-06-21 07:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by submike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋