if i have to say it one more time u'll get a smack
what ARE you doing
1......2......3..bang
mum im hungry.... hello hungry im mum
mum im hungry .... what does that feel like then
can i have(interupted) NO
if you keep cryin im goin give u summin to cry about( and then they does and it goes on for a few days)
have you found umthin u like down there
are u diggin for gold up there
etc let me no urs plz
2006-06-21 00:06:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
If Graham told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too?
If you think that then you've got another think coming...
If you fiddle with that any more it'll fall off!
It's wherever you put it down.
If you make me come up there, you'll regret it!
You'll get what you're given and like it.
No pudding for you then.
Do you think I'm *made* of money?
If the wind changes you'll stay like that.
And what on earth do you think YOU'RE doing?
If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...
Put that down - you don't know where it's been
If you get yourself killed, don't come crying to me
It takes two to start a fight
Who do you think I am? The Queen or something?
If you eat any more of those you're going to start to look like one
If you're not here when it's ready the dog'll have it
If I'd tried that when I was your age I'd have had a smack for my trouble.
(when yawning) Look out! There's a train coming.
(when burping) Pardon Mrs Arden, but your pig is in our garden.
2006-06-21 00:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey_T 3 · 14⤊ 2⤋
(going down stairs on a tricycle) if you break your legs dont come running to me!
if you dont eat your dinner you'll go to bed hungry (well duh!)
if you dont get out of the bath the fish will *** up the plughole and get you!
if your naughty the bin man will take you away with the rubbish!
(sat in hospital with my nan with a broken arm before the xray) if that arm isnt broken im gonna give you a clip round the earhole!
2006-06-21 12:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by paulamathers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you pick your nose your brains will fall out.
do you want a smack?
i'll give you something to cry about
dont make me come up there
eat your dinner ! No! no pudding for you then.
my friend told me this one last night, her grandad tell the kids this: don't touch my leg theres a bone in there!
2006-06-21 08:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Paula M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you keep making faces like that itll freeze your face like that.
Dont pick your nose or youll draw back a stub
2006-06-21 07:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by kristenbeiza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say this 10 times a day..."Just wait until your Dad gets in from work,your going to get it" haha they just shout botherd!!
2006-06-21 07:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mom's response to her calling us & my sister & I saying "wait a minute"......"If I wanted to wait a minute...I would have waited a minute to call you!"..
Dont what me!....You better come when I call you!...
Dont make me take this flip flop off!
You wanna lose those toys now...or later?...your choice..
Go pick your switch...(my Grandma..lol..)
Dont stick your finger up your nose it will stretch out your nostrils....(my cousin tells her daughter)
2006-06-21 07:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a parent phrase, but when I am telling my three year old son off for misbehaving he turns to says to me
"Well, you're not coming to my birthday!"
A birthday party without his mother? No cake, no presents...
2006-06-21 07:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by carlybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I said so
If she jumped off a cliff, would you?
Do you think money grows on trees?
Do you want to get grounded?
2006-06-21 07:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by KathyS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not quite the same thing but my auntie used to tell my cousin when he was little that when the icecream man played music it ment he'd run out! how cruel!!! haha
2006-06-21 07:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by shellovescharlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We only want the best for you
I just want you to be happy
wherever you dumped it
do you want to do it then ?
they only serve children who are quiet
2006-06-21 09:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by eayrin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋