ant waz bathing totlly nude without even bikini ..elephant saw her rubbing her boobs he could not stop her he went to her n raped her thrice now she is pregnant ...she wants justice wat shold she do ?
2006-06-20 22:32:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She lied.
1. Elephants do not have good eyesight. He can't possibly see her rubbing her boobs.
2. The elephant won't be able to rape her as his penis will be too big to fit into her vagina.
3. How do you prove that the ant is pregnant with the elephant's child?
Therefore, the elephant is innocent and the ant should be charged with perjury and contempt of court by bringing up such a ridiculous case.
2006-06-20 22:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Beachboy 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Call up Barnum and Bailey's Circus, tell them she's got a good candidate for their traveling act! Watch the elephant get captured and condemned to a life of beatings and whippings for the sake of a snotty nosed red headed boy named Tracy.
2006-06-21 05:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by modeep79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you write on normal English!!!
she should marry him
or kill herself cause ts hard for ant to born an elephant
I nemoj da baljezgariš!!!
2006-06-21 05:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by purple carrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh.. Probably "Ant" & "Elephant" are just the names of a girl & a guy, i mean humans.. So.. HEHE [=P]
2006-06-21 06:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by a V a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put the elephant in the fridge!
ahh now that's another riddle for you..
'how do you put an elephant in the fridge" =P
2006-06-21 09:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sue the elephant
2006-06-21 13:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are there any witness?? oh man i should have come earlier, that fu_kn elephant beat me to it
2006-06-21 05:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give beachboy 10 points..i liked the answer
2006-06-21 09:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a superb joke,ican't laughing!!!!!! ha ha ha
let that ant marry the elephant-simple!!!!!!!!
2006-06-21 05:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by PAVBAJJI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about coming up with bloody new riddle. :P
2006-06-21 05:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋