The funnier the better. Sick and twisted is also encouraged.
2006-06-20 16:27:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
TAKING YOUR JOB U COMPLACENT FAT YANKEE ************ AND THEN BANGING YOUR WIFE
PS: PLEASE CHOKE YOU NAZI GOAT RAPIST
2006-06-20 16:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by little damien 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I have some great ones and for once, the illegals would be correct about "jobs Americans won't do". We could:
1. Use them for crash test dummies.
2. Use them for speed bumps at the local Wal-mart.
3. Train police attack dogs with them.
4. Use them for that fake rabbit thing on the end of the stick at the Greyhound dog race track.
5. Animal experimentation.
6. Ammo for the turkey cannon, for testing airplane canopies.
Can I get best answer?!!!
Bunt, is that bunt with a B or bunt with a C? My family came here legally. Can you say the same? By the way, you said "shoot have been shot", its should. Learn some English, this is America. Did I hit a nerve? GOOD I forgot to mention, these jobs are paid under the table. You are welcome to apply.
2006-06-20 16:45:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them in a pot and make a stew out of them. Their diet consists of corn tortilla shells and beans. So their meat is a good source of both fiber and protein. It's a little greasy though, so you may want to brown the meat and strain off the grease before you put it in the stewpot. We wouldn't want you to clog your arteries with wet back fat. When he stops squealing like a pig, he's done. Just drain the grease that oozed from his pores. Best thing? You don't need to season the meat as a lifetime of hot peppers already has the meat seasoned to perfection, all the way to the bone. And it's tender meat too. Lean, but soft from years of just loafing around. Cook him slow and add carrots, onions and potatoes, and simmer on low heat until the juices become a thick gravy. Best served with really thickly sliced home made bread with lots of real butter on it. MMMM MMMMM good. Oops. Sorry Campbells. Didn't mean to infringe on your copyright.
2006-06-20 17:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by BantamRooster68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative uses, huh?...
How about if they get a job within 3 months, they can stay.
Frankly, most of them are willing to do all the s**t jobs that nobody else wants. Three months is probably more than enough time.
2006-06-20 16:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, send em to Mexico with Tracking chips and make em beg President Fox for Burritos.
2006-06-20 16:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by MrCool1978 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry-their Useless.
2006-06-20 16:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They could build walls on the Canadian and Mexican border. They could pay for my health care for a while. If the Senate's bill passes maybe they could steal a new identity for me to, just in case.
2006-06-20 22:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a pork chop necklace around em and throw em to the sharks.
2006-06-20 16:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have NO use for an illegal alien. Send them home.
2006-06-20 16:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by kgokie333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! A lot of idiots here, especially the "princess 29". You want to kill me, because your govmt doesn't want to legalize me?
Your ancestors-ALL ILLEGAL-shoot have been shot before they produce such scum like you!
2006-06-20 16:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by bunt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them Mexican illegal senioritas are mighty good lookin'.
I say we keep the women and send the dudes packin'. (Good for our genepool and it'll keep our Anglo women in line).
2006-06-20 16:31:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋