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I'm illegal in American, killed 4 people, raped a child, robbed a liquor store, beat up an old lady, stole someone’s SS#, got caught with heroin, and was convicted of all these allegations.

Americans had the nerve to put me in jail with no TV or telephone, and they only feed me three square meals a day. I AM BEING ABUSED IN THIS MANNER WHICH IS DENYING ME MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS as a criminal.

PLEASE!

Will you call the ACLU and a Democrat on my behalf? I can only have 1 call a day, and I have to call my dealer.

2006-06-20 15:43:27 · 8 answers · asked by Made in America 7 in Politics & Government Immigration

8 answers

I called, and they said they are too busy with the legal citizens that do the same crimes you did. They don't have time for one illegal. Thank You.

2006-06-20 16:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by elperro 3 · 1 1

I am a card carrying ACLU member and a Democrat. You called and I answered. However, since you have confessed to multiple murders and are being fed, I will not accept your case.

I will intervene if you file a lawsuit for the court to examine DNA evidence that could prove your innocence, are being beaten in prison, or are being tortured.

I will do this because even though you are an animal, I still want to treat you like a human being. After all, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

2006-06-20 15:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by inpoetry1 3 · 0 0

Anyone who does all that--can spend the dime and call themselves. I know where I can get an "out of order" phone for you. Don't expect me too cater to your butt because they do.


And I know who you are friend-your point is taken.

ACLU loves the pigs of the earth. And the Dem. love themselves. Real Jacks in people's clothings

2006-06-20 15:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0 0

The ACLU will be happy to defend you along with other child predators, murders, rapist, etc..

The ACLU is a disgrace to our country

2006-06-20 15:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO at El Perro.....I was trying to find a good quip and you took it.....you nasty little dog (smile).

Peace dude......I will call my representatives but I doubt anything I will be stressing would make you jump out of that white hood.

2006-06-20 16:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by sqwirlsgirl 5 · 0 0

Stick some underpants on your head and send a picture of it to them, that'll get their attention.

2006-06-20 15:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha-ha....great prank question

2006-06-20 15:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by Moma 7 · 0 0

cute, ha ha!

2006-06-20 15:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0 0

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