Before reading the rest of my answer please read this:
http://guide.discoveronline.org/discover/guide08/8sec2c.htm
Signs that Jesus is to come:
http://en.bibleinfo.com/topics/topic.html?id=272
The Last Days - Is the world coming to an end?
http://www.jeremiahproject.com/prophecy/signs.html
No one knows the time or place God will return to earth for the second time. It says many people won't think it's coming, but it is, and people will say there is "world piece." To know what will happen at the end of the world, you can just read Revelations in your Bible.
2006-06-20 15:40:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Now is the time
Jesus is back and only few have met him
otherwise people would treat him like they treated Elvis
or the Beattles, the chicks would faint
Jesus is finally back
Thank God
about time
we have been waiting
dat long
i saw him the other day
and was shocked to see dat Jesus
was actually a woman
in her 40s
if you close your eyes, you can't see
you can't see the eyes
the i's
2 i's
i and i
Je suis Christus
I am Christ
means daat inside ur DNA
u have the potential to live for 200 years
there
7 years
7 levels
7 dimensions
and
7 husbands in one house, legally
Hell is Iraq War
Heaven is Yahoo:Answer My Question or ELSE
and
Hell is the media
and
Heaven is hiding in your lower cerebellum
the lower back part of your brain dat is attached to the
spinal cord
In the Cerebellum
all knowledge of all times is accessible
only if you wish it
there again
study Quantum Physics
so u understand dat religion is deceiving
cuz it keeps u ignorant
there again
ducter Lapis Lazuli
2006-06-20 22:28:35
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answered by Lapis Lazuli 2
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The bible says not to ask this question because you can't know the answer. Don't they teach you Jesus freaks anything?
Hey long winded Lapis. Jesus was a male. Really. I think you got Jesus mixed up with the God is a woman theory.
2006-06-20 23:16:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Study to show yourself approved. If you believe in God and it appears that you do, go to His Word and you will find out all the answers to your questions.
You would find out that we are in the final generation spoken of in Matthew 24, Mark 13, Luke 21. Its in the volume of the Book. Come out of confusion.
2006-06-20 22:21:10
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answered by CEM 5
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the book tells us that no man not even jesus only the father in heaven knows and he will come like a thef in the night
2006-06-20 22:12:47
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answered by lone 2
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It isn't. It's just a myth to make people feel better. Nothing wrong with that, actually. Religion should be about making people feel better and helping others.
2006-06-20 22:19:56
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answered by quietwater 4
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The Bible says NO ONE knows the day or hour that GOD will return. Matthews 24v36
2006-06-20 22:23:45
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answered by Ms. Blessed 3
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That isn't in the bible, or the Koran. as far as when Jesus will come, no one is supposed to know. see Thessalonians.
2006-06-20 22:14:07
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answered by kamkurtz 3
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any minute from now, and any second after that, but could still be awhile you never know... be ready at all times do wait till the end to try to correct things.
2006-06-20 22:23:05
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answered by mxlj 5
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50 years at least
2006-06-20 22:12:09
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answered by Anonymous
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