longer cords, and a Headset.
After letting it charge for a while, I put the headset ON, and got in my car to go to the store. When I got to the end of the driveway, the Headset, pulled my ears off. he didn't sell me a long enough cord.!!!!!!
I don't like the idea of a Lawsuit, BUT.. This has caused a real problem with me reading, I can't wear my glasses wif no earz.
What would you do ?
2006-06-20 14:13:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Atheist have morals?
2006-06-20 14:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would beat myself up for not being smart enough to check the length of the cords PRIOR to using them.. What did you try to get out of the car wearing them?? Were they plugged in to the car charger?? Were the plugged into your house and your too dumb to understand that you have to unplug them before leaving the house?? How the H@ll did they pull your ears off? I believe you are full of crap up to your no ears!!! This is just a stupid way of trying to make fun of ATHEISTS... Sad thing is I bet you aren't atheist and can't even make up something that makes sense...
2006-07-03 14:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Flip, sounds like (oh, wait you can't hear) seems to me like you have been had. But maybe you will be able to wear sock hats now without those bothersome and bulky lumps on each side of your head like the rest of us have to deal with.
Try contacts for.....I SAID, TRY CONTACTS FOR READING.
And for crying out loud, next time you buy a charger, make sure you get a long enough cord on it.
Oh, one good thing. You won't hear him laughing at how easy it was to take you! LOL.
2006-06-20 21:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by nancy jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray that God strikes down that atheist bastard. Don't stand too close. God might go for collateral damage.
No that won't work. Your an atheist too so God would ignore your prayers.
Buy contact lenses and listen to the car radio.
2006-06-20 21:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must be a god-lover in disguise! Rip off those "holy message" hearing ears of his and employ a trusty, ATHEIST doctor to help you get your own ears back where they belong.
2006-06-20 21:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think we're falling for this? Do you think we don't read your other questions?
Why don't you by a pair of pants from a fellow ATHEIST, and when you put them on, the zipper will rip your penis off.
2006-06-20 21:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by artistagent116 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would demand new ears! You just cant take this lying down. Maybe you can a a brain as a penalty also.
2006-06-20 21:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by jimbobb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a jack@$$. what does a cell phone have to do with being atheist? dumb@$$ get a life.
2006-06-20 21:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply go to wally world and get some more!!!
2006-06-20 21:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a joke... don't ask questions trying to get religious sympathies from them
2006-06-20 21:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by mojopez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋