2006-06-20 13:36:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
lmao......thats too funny i would have to stop,stare and laugh my a$$ off
2006-06-20 13:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Imagine hot, humid summer day not ten yards from my son's daycare. Man in his car parked by the curb, sitting in the front seat oblivious to the world. Choking the life out of the chicken, Hell yeah I got a cop!!
2006-06-20 23:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by somebrowning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the dolphin wax him.
2006-06-20 20:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be all like, "HEY! where'd ya get a hairy dolphin from?"
and, he'd be all like, "Ummm, I caught it just off the coast in L.A., dude!"
and I'd be like, "Cool, got any more?"
and he'd be like, "For sure!"
and he'd give me one, and I'd realize it was just a cow, not a hairy dolphin. And I'd be all sad and stuff, cuz he lied.
2006-06-20 22:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by *grins* ™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him to wax my dolphin when he finished waxing his :-)
2006-06-20 20:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Pobept 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cover the dolphin's blowhole with your mouth
2006-06-20 20:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by mojopez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a step to the right or left to avoid the spurt
2006-06-21 03:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out the camcorder, of course!
2006-06-20 21:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by roninscribe80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be like a train wreck , I wouldn't be able
to look away
2006-06-20 20:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would find a water hose and turn it on the nasty ***
and see if that didn't cool him off.
2006-06-20 21:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police, if I can see him then so can children.
2006-06-20 21:38:54 · answer #11 · answered by CharKaye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋