simple things like " a man walks into a bar, & says ow"
2006-06-20 13:11:44 · 16 answers · asked by Spliffwizard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fatty and Skinny went to bed, Fatty rolled over, now Skinny is dead.
2006-06-20 13:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Meeshell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"a man walks into a bar,& says ow"
like that ok!
a blond walks into a salon to get her hair cut, the hairdresser cuts 4 about 30min then shows the blond he asks how she likes it she says i like it but can you make it a bit longer on the back?
hahaha funny sorta not really nevermind!
2006-06-20 20:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Flafibopsicles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 2 fish, one ran into a wall. The second said dam.
2006-06-20 22:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by allend1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7,8, 9 !!
2006-06-21 00:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by leakser68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who scratches @$$ should not bite fingernails
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
2006-06-20 20:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the Chinese Investigator.. after he witnessed the fact that a woman..is really, really cheating on her husband???
*he went on and on.. till he lost his grip and fell off a tree!
2006-06-20 20:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a fellow from Gentt,
who's thing was so long that it bent.
To save him some trouble, he stuck it in double,
and instead of coming, he went!
HAHAHAHA
2006-06-22 19:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a mouse?
2006-06-20 20:19:14 · answer #8 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen Nelly make water?
She pee pees a hell of a stream
But when it's really cold out,
You can't see Nelly for steam!!
Thanks, Grandpa, for that!! I still think it is hilarious.
2006-06-21 16:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's got 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
2006-06-20 20:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋