Any type of joke! Type it down!
2006-06-20 13:08:20 · 10 answers · asked by Ez E 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
i this it's really funny
2006-06-20 13:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
My sister has the courage--but not always the skills--to tackle any home-repair project.
For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawnmower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Dianne, and I found our sister attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver.
"I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained when she saw us.
"Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawnmower?" Dianne suggested.
2006-06-20 13:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joe goes into the nuthouse and in the 1st room there is a guy with a baseball and joe asks him what are you doing and the guy saids when i hit a home run there going to let me out of here then joe goes to the next room and there is a guy with a hockey stick and joe asks him what are you doing and the guy saids that when he gets a hat trick there going to let him out then joes goes to the 3rd room and there is a guy bouncing peanuts off his dick and joe asks him what are you doing and the guy tells him iam fuckingnuts and there never letting me out of here
2006-06-20 13:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you ge a pom out of the bath? turn on the water.
Mick enterd the pub with a handful of dogshit, "look what i nearly trod in" he said
2006-06-20 13:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does michael jackson and mcdonald's have in common?
50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns. lol
2006-06-20 13:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 potatoes are standing on the corner, how do you know which one is the prositute.
Answer: the one that says ID-A-HO
2006-06-20 13:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by outworldrec 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! ( Glad he ate her).
2006-06-20 14:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that joke is so funny! What goes clap clap.. hith , hith, ??
a python clapping with a hiccup...:)
2006-06-20 13:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, i have so many jokes that i can barley remember them!!!
2006-06-20 13:11:19 · answer #9 · answered by Maria M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK UM WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A RUBBER TOE? ROBERTOE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
2006-06-20 13:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by mal4rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋