I am really tired of all of the boring questions tonight. If I see one more computer-related question I would scream. Thought I'd spice things up a bit. Not meant to offend anyone.
2006-06-20 13:05:41 · 23 answers · asked by god1oak 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Set her shirt on fire. This will not get you (a) laid, or (b) her love and respect, but it certainly is the fastest way.
2006-06-20 13:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by daveowenville 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the local Gentleman's Club. Get a drink and lots of singles. Go to the stage and display your GW's. Guaranteed some lovely lady will take her top off for you!
:)
2006-06-20 13:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freee beer!!!! Fre hack music concert!!! Every year I go to the "Sky Show" When it goes dark women ripe off there shirts and get felt up. I see men offer them money but they refuse the money.
2006-06-20 13:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer her some Mardi Gras beads
2006-06-20 13:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by curiousgeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer her a bribe. :P Tell her you "dare" her to. Ha ha. Then when she doesn't, tell her you, "double-dare" her, then "triple-dare" then "quadruple-dare" her. Ha ha.
Or you can catch her offguard & be like the guy on "The Prince & Me," "Take your top off," LOl... & Julia Stiles' character was like,..."WHAT?!?!" :P
Or, C, promise her a night of sweet-lovin' ;) Lol.
Btw, these would never work for ME lol.
2006-06-20 13:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop a spider down her shirt - it will come off faster than a bride's nightie!!
2006-06-20 13:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slip a bee under her shirt!
2006-06-20 13:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay her.
I mean i'm not a hoe but if you gave me $20 I'd take my shirt off
2006-06-20 13:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Long Island Ice Teas!!!! Or maybe tell her that shirt makes her look fat????
2006-06-20 13:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by suzieq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her some jewelry and she will be out of her shirt in a second cuz women are all golddiggers!
2006-06-20 13:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by JoBlo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋