2006-06-20 13:00:02 · 24 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my God, I'm so glad you asked this question! I have a family of idiots living behind me. They don't talk redneck, but they act redneck. My mom's the landlord so I had to go in the day after they moved in to get them to sign the lease. The house was already TRASHED. Their kid is a destructive terror. I don't think the three of them combined have enough wattage to light a firefly's a$$.
2006-06-21 11:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
10
2006-06-20 20:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by hope 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One would be a 60 watt, not too bright, not too dim. Another would be a PR2 (3 watts) flashlight bulb with very weak batteries. Another would be an orange-yellow bug lite, wattage irrelevant. Another may actually have the ability to shine quite brightly, but needs to be plugged in first.
2006-06-23 11:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
25
2006-06-24 12:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by howlettlogan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told you about my neighbour, eh?
He is mentally challenged, I think I mentioned him before he kinda has a "of mice and men" thing going on.
Don't let him hug you, he gets a little intense.
So as far as wattage goes, I don't know maybe seven, I would compare him to one of those energy smart bulbs, fairly low wattage but still casts a fine light.
2006-06-20 21:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a lightening bugs light have wattage? Yes, it's that LOW.
2006-06-20 20:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Jarri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1,000 watts. They are VERY loud! As a bulb 1 1/2 watts blinking!
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2006-06-20 20:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 watt bulb plus. He is a really bright guy who designs buildings. I have designs on the last pork chop, but that is about it.
2006-06-21 00:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of my neighbors are bright enough, but I have this one neighbor, who is also very intelligent but also very histrionic in a manic sort of way. Plus - her English is very poor, yet she comes over to rant and rave about her "no-good" daughter. Those are her words not mine - "no good", that's about all I can understand of her rants. The poor kid does have issues (intelligence is NOT one of them) and is getting in trouble, but having a mom like that is probably the catalyst.
2006-06-22 08:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter about wattage...she's burnt right out. Nothing happens when I flick the switch.
2006-06-21 13:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a burnt out light bulb
2006-06-20 20:33:06 · answer #11 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋