Does heaven have cable or some kind of recreation outlet,...cant live without my weekly oprah and csi..ok..ament..
2006-06-20 12:06:55 · 23 answers · asked by Black 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL...I hope it dose..from what i hear ..it sound a little boring..
2006-06-22 00:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by MotherNature 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do the other Religions have these amenities in the afterlife? I think even here on Earth you should explore other means of entertainment besides TV and the Internet. There's a whole world of entertainment out there -and interesting people to meet. Take up a hobby or join a club or a gym or go swimming, jogging etc. Do something active and the last thing on your mind will be if there is tv in Heaven. Do you think Oprah will live forever and that the people on the telly will be on those shows forever? What need will there be for CSI after the rapture? And after the end of the world -which is nearing?
2006-06-20 19:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by MAK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Cor.2:9 Eye has not seen, ear has not heard, neither have there been conceived in the heart of man the things that God has prepared for those who love him. 1Timothy 5:21.
Luke 23:43... You will be with me in Paradise.
Rev.2:7..... in the paradise of God.
I suggest you look up the word paradise and see if it sounds like a place you would want to be. Mankind is said to be a little *lower* than angels. (2Peter2:11) So I imagine their intelligence level is way up there. They probably scout the universe and watch stars and other stuff in action, fly (of course), music, protecting people for a time, watching humans; (1Cor. 4:9),schools, praising God, work, dumping bowls on earth, having families: (Ephesians 3:15) etc.
As far a the Christians who live forever on earth, (Psalm 37:29, Hebrews 12:23, 2Peter3:13,Rev:21:1-4,24 22:1, Isaiah 45:18;) well, similar to the garden of Eden for starts.
In Paradise earth, no one will be sick; Isaiah 33:24,35:5. There will be no pain or death or sorrow; Rev.21:4 The wolf and lamb will resides together, the calf and young lion will be with a mere young boy as a leader, the cow and bear will feed together, the sucking child will play upon the hole of a cobra, 9) they will not do any harm or cause any ruin in all my holy mountain, because the
EARTH will be filled with the knowledge of YHWH just as the waters cover the very sea.
In the new earth, people will forget evil, everyone will be joyful, no weeping No crying, all will fulfill their days, except the will-full sinners, people will build houses and not have to move out, God's chosen ones will work with their hands, God will answer them before they call out, again the wolf and lamb will feed together, The serpents' (Satan) his food shall be dust, and there will be no more harm anywhere. Isaiah 11:1-10
The tent of God will be with MANKIND, and he will reside with them, and they will be his PEOPLES. And God himself will be with them; Rev21:4.
2006-06-20 20:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Heaven does not have, you will not miss. It will, however, be field with joy and praise. What Hell does have, you will regret. I know many people think that Hell is a place to party. But that is not the case. Hell is a place filled with never ending fire. The Bible says there will be nashing of teeth and never ending weeping. Just imagine your worst nightmare. That's not even an scratch of what Hell would be like. For more answers about salvation, goto www.katgum.com and click on the "Are You a Good Person" tab.
2006-06-20 19:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by nom_de_plume30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Heaven only has Fox News. 24/7 Bill O'Reilly to boot. Unless you're actually going to be one of the 'real christians' and not a pretend one. Also, i don't know if heaven allows Oprah.
2006-06-20 19:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by earthchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll be really good, I can tell you that! I couldn't tell you about Oprah and CSI because it really doesn't say much about TV in the Bible.
2006-06-20 19:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by awigdahl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the interesting people go to hell. Get prepared for Stepford Wives type behaviour because a vast majority of sin-free people are likely to be the most boring folks on the planet...Or were, at least. :)
2006-06-20 19:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by eekscarykat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, try becoming a Muslim, because in Paradise, there are more beautiful things there, better than Oprah, and watever is that you are trying not to miss :)
2006-06-20 19:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by happy wahhaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u must know there is god . but the Bible was changed by many priests. so i advise u to read about Islam, because their holy book was not change and they have not changes in belief and in Bible like the Christianity.Islam will give many answers to guide u to right way . they are not terrorists as we think.they respect the life and god . they believe in the ex- prophets.they respect them.Islam is a logical religion.
2006-06-20 19:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by hussein a182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to general Christian doctrine, those in heaven will spend an eternity doing nothing other than praising Jesus/God.
On their knees or faces (laying down) while doing so.
Good luck, hope you enjoy it.
2006-06-20 19:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you have to throw in the "funny" part of your question, then you're obviously not serious enough for me to waste my time on. Ask again when you are.
2006-06-20 19:11:58 · answer #11 · answered by sandhsand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋