"Smash! There goes your laptop! My mistake"
2006-06-20 12:01:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bang! Look, broken English
2006-06-20 12:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would like the sound of those words when I have discovered how to connect to the internet with my mind. A broken laptop will allow me to further hone my mental internet capablities, transcend into a semi-omnipotent being, and win millions on Jeopardy using my ability to look up anything on Wikipedia inside my brain! I'm working on it as we speak, ya dig? Peace.
2006-06-20 22:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by modeep79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If applicable, blame it on the laptop owner's dog or cat or both. Right after the smash! Jump up and down in shock and horror and say "Did YOU see that?"
2006-06-20 12:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by jmaz_5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once you take a seat, positioned some books below your ft so as that your lap is point, in case you haven't any books, practice your ft by utilising raising your ft on your tiptoes. that way, your laps would be point to boot. (this might help in case you have a flat foot). additionally attempt to take a seat down at a decrease chair.
2016-12-08 23:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u purposely pushed the laptop of the table because u hate the owner of laptop, and the owner keeps bragging about the laptop and u r sick of it
2006-06-27 18:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you spilled soda all over the keyboard. Gives you someone to sue for damages this way!
2006-06-27 16:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right after you get it insured for a cool million
2006-07-03 17:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by the blue olive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you want a new laptop
2006-06-20 12:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a pop up of Michael Jackson shows up for the all new boy camp for kids. FRE!!!!!!! just bring your blankey.
2006-07-01 06:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by bmx_baby_91 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the person is rich and generous and has a guilty conscience so they'll buy you a bigger better one.
2006-06-20 12:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Why Not 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋